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2008-08-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Police free 26 cheerleaders from elevator at University of Texas

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Posted by tu3031 2008-08-06 10:02|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 My wife's probable response to this might be...

Well since the skinny little bitches only weigh 50 lbs apiece, they should have had plenty of room.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-08-06 12:51|| 2008-08-06 12:51|| Front Page Top

#2 Officer - give me those handcuffs and we'll all have a good time!

Just say'n . . . .

Posted by GORT 2008-08-06 13:28|| 2008-08-06 13:28|| Front Page Top

#3 Officer - give me those handcuffs and we'll all have a good time!

Just say'n . . . .

Posted by GORT 2008-08-06 13:28|| 2008-08-06 13:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Never underestimate the power of stupidity in large numbers.

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2008-08-06 13:40|| 2008-08-06 13:40|| Front Page Top

#5 You know, granted that school was many years ago, I recall that cheerleades were selected by looks and bra size, not intelligence.

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2008-08-06 13:44|| 2008-08-06 13:44|| Front Page Top

#6 And thus millions of adolescent male fantasies are spawned....

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-08-06 13:54|| 2008-08-06 13:54|| Front Page Top

#7 Going down?

Posted by ed 2008-08-06 14:06|| 2008-08-06 14:06|| Front Page Top

#8 "so there I was...trapped in an elevator with 24, no...26, nubile cheerleaders. I was ready to fulfill my wildest fantasies.

Unfortunately we were packed so tightly I couldn't move, and as I was last in, I was facing the door.... and I had just 30 minutes before drank a 64 oz Super Big Gulp soda...I started to panic"

/rejected Penthouse Letters, Vol IV

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-08-06 14:06|| 2008-08-06 14:06|| Front Page Top

#9 The two male cheerleaders in the group were unhappy at the rescue and hoping for more wiggling in the crowded elivator. Well at least one was, the other needed to get his nails done.

Posted by piggie 2008-08-06 14:16|| 2008-08-06 14:16|| Front Page Top

#10 Sounds both enticing and horrifying all in the same moment.

Posted by DarthVader 2008-08-06 16:16|| 2008-08-06 16:16|| Front Page Top

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