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2008-09-03

Posted by Fred 2008-09-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 *Hearts* Glorious Gloria *Hearts*

Ima in luv

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2008-09-03 01:48|| 2008-09-03 01:48|| Front Page Top

#2 Ever wonder why a woman wears high heels when she is sitting down? Longer is not taller. Never thought of that, did you? Hmmm.. Well anyway, she looks great.

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2008-09-03 10:12|| 2008-09-03 10:12|| Front Page Top

#3 Gloria, just call me Monsooned Malabar.

Posted by Besoeker 2008-09-03 10:25|| 2008-09-03 10:25|| Front Page Top

#4 She looks like she's got something interesting in mind.

Posted by Jolutch Mussolini 7800 2008-09-03 10:50|| 2008-09-03 10:50|| Front Page Top

#5 Ever wonder why a woman wears high heels when she is sitting down?

In my case, Richard, because otherwise my bottom won't reach as high as the chair, so the down-sitting would be a lot lower. If you look a little more closely, you'll notice that Miss Talbott needs to be on her toes for her bottom to reach the top of that whatever-it-is she's leaning it against. Really, it's an issue of basic arithmetic.

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-09-03 10:58|| 2008-09-03 10:58|| Front Page Top

#6 Thank you, Trailing Wife. I appreciate the imformation. I'm kind of short, myself. Maybe it would help if I wore cowboy boots.

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2008-09-03 11:19|| 2008-09-03 11:19|| Front Page Top

#7 Wow. If they'd taught math that way when I was in school...

Posted by Pappy 2008-09-03 11:46|| 2008-09-03 11:46|| Front Page Top

#8 Silly Pappy. Somehow you seem to have figured it out, though. :-)

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-09-03 12:44|| 2008-09-03 12:44|| Front Page Top

#9 Today's Math Exam:

Q: If Gloria's down-sitting parts is/are 32 inches from the ground, and the "whatever-it-is" (H/T: TW) is 36" from the ground, how far can a Hornet fly before needing the tanker?

Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-09-03 14:48|| 2008-09-03 14:48|| Front Page Top

#10 TW: Small is beautiful. :-)

Posted by JFM">JFM 2008-09-03 15:49|| 2008-09-03 15:49|| Front Page Top

#11 Damn, until you guys pointed it out I didn't notice that she HAD shoes.

the down-sitting parts on the other hand.......

Posted by AlanC 2008-09-03 16:26|| 2008-09-03 16:26|| Front Page Top

#12 Q: If Gloria's down-sitting parts is/are 32 inches from the ground, and the "whatever-it-is" (H/T: TW) is 36" from the ground, how far can a Hornet fly before needing the tanker?

Two hatchet handles and a little bit.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-09-03 16:58|| 2008-09-03 16:58|| Front Page Top

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