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2008-11-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by john frum 2008-11-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Some birds are smart. Parrots are very smart... crows too.

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2008-11-11 01:29|| 2008-11-11 01:29|| Front Page Top

#2 Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks
when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he
looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in
the cage was a parrot.
He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot:
"What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot,"sneered the burglar.
"What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

Posted by gorb 2008-11-11 02:16|| 2008-11-11 02:16|| Front Page Top

#3 LOL!

Posted by .5mt 2008-11-11 08:29|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net] 2008-11-11 08:29|| Front Page Top

#4 My favorite is "Don't talk to the Parrot"
A plumber was called to repair a kitchen sink drain, the owner waned him "Whatever he says, DO NOT TALK TO THE PARROT I also have a bulldog, but he won't hurt you.

The plumber arrived, a really fierce bulldog met him at the door, stared at him, but did not bark or growl, he proceded to fix the drain, the parrot started screaming cuss words, and other vile things at the plumber nonstop, remembering the owner's caution he didn't respond, when through he finaly gave in to the parrot's vile speech and said "Shut the fuck up." the parrot instantly screamed "GET HIM SPIKE."

Posted by Redneck Jim 2008-11-11 12:04|| 2008-11-11 12:04|| Front Page Top

#5 I for one welcome our future Parrot Overlords.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-11-11 18:59|| 2008-11-11 18:59|| Front Page Top

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