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2010-04-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Women march topless in Portland without incident

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Posted by gorb 2010-04-06 00:24|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 The problem with this is one of set theory. Very few members of the set of "women who look good topless" are also members of the set of "women who march in topless protests." On the other, er, hand, the members of the set of "women who march in topless protests" are almost always also members of the set of "women who should not go topless under any circumstances because--AIEEE! MY EYES! MY EYES!"

Posted by Mike 2010-04-06 08:25|| 2010-04-06 08:25|| Front Page Top

#2 Your cause is doomed to failure because men don't have tits, Ty.

My guess is that Ty doesn't seem have any either.

Posted by CrazyFool 2010-04-06 08:48|| 2010-04-06 08:48|| Front Page Top

#3 in the immortal words of Selma Bouvier: "Damn that back fat"

Posted by Frank G 2010-04-06 09:06|| 2010-04-06 09:06|| Front Page Top

#4 I have no issue with this, or anyone going completely buck naked either. Just as long as there are dedicated "clothing optional" areas. Because when I'm eating lunch out in a park the last thing I want to see is a bunch of ugly fucks running around naked. You want to just be in your skivies, fine. Do it in the proper district and area, not where it ruins my BLT lunch.

Posted by DarthVader 2010-04-06 09:20|| 2010-04-06 09:20|| Front Page Top

#5 I live in an area heavily populated with overweight, grits and streak O'lean eating pensioners. Hopefully, what goes on in Maine, stays in Maine.

Posted by Besoeker 2010-04-06 09:30|| 2010-04-06 09:30|| Front Page Top

#6 Besoker, better put some red-eye gravy on that.

Posted by Beavis 2010-04-06 09:44|| 2010-04-06 09:44|| Front Page Top

#7 Hokay....have a topless protest, go out of your way to get attention for the event, and then get mad when some guy looks at your...um....talking points.

Yeah, that makes a helluva lot of sense, Ty.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2010-04-06 09:54|| 2010-04-06 09:54|| Front Page Top

#8 men who go topless, Mike, are rarely a welcome sight either. But they do reveal some pretty impressive boobies at the beach and that beer belly is a real turn-on.

Posted by Swanimote 2010-04-06 10:04|| 2010-04-06 10:04|| Front Page Top

#9 So these women don't get arrested and put on the sexual offender list? I heard about a young guy who "streaked" as a prank and that did happen to him. I guess there wasn't anyone complaining in Portland.

What were they protesting again? Oh double standard. A kind of national silliness.

Posted by JohnQC 2010-04-06 11:02|| 2010-04-06 11:02|| Front Page Top

#10 Besoeker you still staying in GA?I was sitting in traffic in north GA on A BRIDGE THE OTHER DAY AND CAUGHT MYSELF WORRYING ABOUT THE WEIGHT LIMIT OF SAID BRIDGE.

Posted by chris 2010-04-06 11:54|| 2010-04-06 11:54|| Front Page Top

#11 Yes, there's video. And, yes, it's NSFW.
Actually, it will not burn out your corneas.
And, yes, ladies, men are pigs...

Posted by tu3031 2010-04-06 12:02|| 2010-04-06 12:02|| Front Page Top

#12 are you drunk or blind I didn't make it a minute into that video after seeing the orange head thing with tha knee knockers

Posted by chris 2010-04-06 12:26|| 2010-04-06 12:26|| Front Page Top

#13 In Maine, going topless is not against the law. Only the exposing of gentiles is against the law.

Also in Portland, Maine: The heart of coastal nutty liberal land, they are considering letting NON-citizens vote in local city elections!

Posted by Omolush de Medici1656 2010-04-06 14:33|| 2010-04-06 14:33|| Front Page Top

#14 BFD. Big freakin deal. So its like the sixties all over again. A war is being waged and hippies are jockeying for attention with their headlights on.

Posted by Thrurt Barnsmell7160 2010-04-06 14:42|| 2010-04-06 14:42|| Front Page Top

#15 Reminds of the Breasts Not Bombs protest in (where else?) Berkeley a few years ago. The event came about 30 years too late for most of the participants and was yet another example of the triumph of time and gravity over politics.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2010-04-06 14:57|| 2010-04-06 14:57|| Front Page Top

#16 the funny thing is the laser hair removal ad that pops up with this article>>>>>

Posted by chris 2010-04-06 15:19|| 2010-04-06 15:19|| Front Page Top

#17 I had to laugh at the guy wearing a box with pink balloons glued on the front of it. And yeah, most of those gals looked like refugees from a gourd festival.

Posted by Jefferson 2010-04-06 15:43|| 2010-04-06 15:43|| Front Page Top

#18 What's the opposite of Viagra? That's what we got here.

Posted by JohnQC 2010-04-06 16:02|| 2010-04-06 16:02|| Front Page Top

#19 What's the opposite of Viagra? That's what we got here.

Rearrange v-i-a-g-r-a and you get gravi[t]a. A force exerting downward.

Posted by lex 2010-04-06 16:08|| 2010-04-06 16:08|| Front Page Top

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