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2010-05-09 Caribbean-Latin America

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Posted by tipper 2010-05-09 12:18|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 I fought with myself, and lost

First we got the bomb, and that was good,
'Cause we love peace and motherhood.
Then Russia got the bomb, but that's okay,
'Cause the balance of power's maintained that way.
Who's next?

France got the bomb, but don't you grieve,
'Cause they're on our side (I believe).
China got the bomb, but have no fears,
They can't wipe us out for at least five years.
Who's next?

Then Indonesia claimed that they
Were gonna get one any day.
South Africa wants two, that's right:
One for the black and one for the white.
Who's next?

Egypt's gonna get one too,
Just to use on you know who.
So Israel's getting tense.
Wants one in self defense.
"The Lord's our shepherd," says the psalm,
But just in case, we better get a bomb.
Who's next?

Luxembourg is next to go,
And (who knows?) maybe Monaco.
We'll try to stay serene and calm
When Alabama gets the bomb.
Who's next?
Who's next?
Who's next?
Who's next?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2010-05-09 14:26|| 2010-05-09 14:26|| Front Page Top

#2 'Contingency Plan' for dealing with Uncle 'Ugo?

Posted by Mullah Richard 2010-05-09 14:52|| 2010-05-09 14:52|| Front Page Top

#3 It was a good fight, but you were doomed to fail gr)romgoru.

Posted by lotp 2010-05-09 14:55|| 2010-05-09 14:55|| Front Page Top

#4 Tom Lehrer fits well, g(r)omgoru.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-05-09 16:35|| 2010-05-09 16:35|| Front Page Top

#5 It really needs the "Now the Hendersons Have The Bomb" cartoon.

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2010-05-09 18:17|| 2010-05-09 18:17|| Front Page Top

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