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2011-11-15 Home Front: WoT

Texan who tried to join Arabian Al Qaeda found guilty

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Posted by ryuge 2011-11-15 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 A ~~Texas~~ man who had been in Texas

Posted by Skidmark 2011-11-15 02:14|| 2011-11-15 02:14|| Front Page Top

#2 I may be mistaken, but it seems to me that the easiest way to talk to an FBI agent is to get a telephone book and call the nearest office. The second easiest way is to declare "jihad", which I think means "I want to do 20 years, Judge."

Posted by whatadeal 2011-11-15 05:39|| 2011-11-15 05:39|| Front Page Top

#3 whatadeal: The second option is faster. If you use the first one, you might get voice mail. Or worse, a multiple choice answering machine.

"To report a bomb threat, press 1. To make a bomb threat, press 2. To threaten the life of a federal officer, elected or appointed official, press 3. If you are being hassled by your ex-, press 4. To report UFO aliens, CIA surveillance, the Antichrist, that Obama's birth certificate is a fake, or chip implants in your brain, press 5. And if you would like to hear these choices again, press 6. Otherwise, please stay on the line and one of our agency temps will likely pick up the phone by accident and talk to you."

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-11-15 08:49|| 2011-11-15 08:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Ah.

(Presses '5').

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2011-11-15 09:09|| 2011-11-15 09:09|| Front Page Top

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