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2013-02-16 Bangladesh
Tales from the Crossfire Gazette
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Posted by Fred 2013-02-16 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [447 views ]  Top

#1 cop shoppes of Cox's Bazar

Sometimes phrases just write themselves.

Write like a gumshoe, Get Phred the NOW plug-in for Word Perfect 5.
Posted by Shipman 2013-02-16 01:43||   2013-02-16 01:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Stop me if you've heard this one:

A RAB colonel, an assistant superintendent of police and a constable go for a drive at 4am...
Posted by mojo 2013-02-16 01:57||   2013-02-16 01:57|| Front Page Top

#3 A RAB colonel, an assistant superintendent of police and a constable walk into a bar...

The constable politely asks for and receives lemonade.

The Assistant Superintendent of Police asks for and receives a chilled tea.

The RAB Colonel has an ugly Flashback to the War of Liberation and kills everyone in the bar except the Assistant Superintendent of Police and The Constable, who then nod and say Purpa Bangla, 12 Systems, Upazila, Dr. Quincy.

More Tea?
Posted by Shipman 2013-02-16 06:56||   2013-02-16 06:56|| Front Page Top

#4 Manolo, order up a literary medal to be awarded to Mr. Shipman! Gold washed, on a red and blue ribbon, so that it clashes with whatever he is wearing. And an iced Perrier with lime for me -- I find myself parched.
Posted by trailing wife 2013-02-16 10:04||   2013-02-16 10:04|| Front Page Top

#5 I never fail to smile at stories that have happy endings, but sometimes, a little twist would be nice. Along the lines of the Red Shirted Trek crewman who somehow manages to not be dead.
But for now, the lack of employment of the Shutter Gun in this episode will have to suffice.
Posted by USN,Ret. 2013-02-16 11:44||   2013-02-16 11:44|| Front Page Top

#6 My friend, USN,Ret., the Shutter Gun is is naught but a construct, very much like the national debt. It is honored, but not feared.

/there, that oughta hold the little fuckers.
Posted by Shipman 2013-02-16 15:04||   2013-02-16 15:04|| Front Page Top

#7 Ship, please say it ain't so! Next you will tell me that the Easter Bunny is also fiction......
I need to lay down.
Posted by USN,Ret. 2013-02-16 18:16||   2013-02-16 18:16|| Front Page Top

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