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2013-11-01 Home Front: Politix

37% Say Zombies Would Do Better Job Than Federal Gov't,

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Posted by CrazyFool 2013-11-01 00:32|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 John Sidney McCain clearly disproves this theory.

Posted by Besoeker 2013-11-01 01:27|| 2013-11-01 01:27|| Front Page Top

#2 If only the zombies would also make up significant parts of the IRS, EPA and other obvious hack Federal agencies.

Then again, how would you tell the difference?

Posted by Raj 2013-11-01 01:36|| 2013-11-01 01:36|| Front Page Top

#3 zombies would do better but dead zombies would do better still. Basically we need to cut the government down to almost nothing. We should have more people involved in repealing laws then those in charge of making new ones and every law should have a sunset clause forcing congress to revote every 6 years to keep it alive (and get them on the record).

Posted by rjschwarz 2013-11-01 02:20|| 2013-11-01 02:20|| Front Page Top

#4 How about restoring the spoils system?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2013-11-01 04:51|| 2013-11-01 04:51|| Front Page Top

#5 ..at least with spoils you can directly tie your local representative and senator to the performance of their minions/family and vote accordingly at the next election for change.

Posted by Procopius2k 2013-11-01 08:31|| 2013-11-01 08:31|| Front Page Top

#6 "Only six percent (6%) of all Americans anticipate a zombie apocalypse"

Only? That's almost 20 million people.

Yeah I know: the rest probably believes that a zombie apocalypse has already happened, at least in D.C.

Posted by European Conservative 2013-11-01 10:36|| 2013-11-01 10:36|| Front Page Top

#7 "Can we simply feed the current crop of congresscritters, aids, and federal officals to the zombies? Nah - forget that it might make the Zombies sick."

No, they'll starve there. Remember, zombies eat brains...

Posted by Dave D. 2013-11-01 10:45|| 2013-11-01 10:45|| Front Page Top

#8 You mean there's a difference between FedGov and Zombies? Both are mindless large groups of former human beings who are slowly but surely eating away at civil society and the economy.

Posted by OldSpook 2013-11-01 12:26|| 2013-11-01 12:26|| Front Page Top

#9 Zombies arose from the dead and voted the last election. It is easy to think that cronyism got them rewarded with Fed jobs.

Posted by JohnQC 2013-11-01 12:36|| 2013-11-01 12:36|| Front Page Top

#10 For those who may not have yet seen:
Bob Hope on Zombies

Posted by JonC 2013-11-01 13:02|| 2013-11-01 13:02|| Front Page Top

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