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2014-03-23 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Former Adviser to Saudi King Drugged, Kidnapped and Freed in Lebanon

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Posted by trailing wife 2014-03-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 ..any information about his pet sheep.?

Posted by Uncle Phester 2014-03-23 08:18|| 2014-03-23 08:18|| Front Page Top

#2 ..any information about his pet sheep.?

Posted by Uncle Phester 2014-03-23 08:18|| 2014-03-23 08:18|| Front Page Top

#3 ..er, sheeps.?

Posted by Uncle Phester 2014-03-23 08:19|| 2014-03-23 08:19|| Front Page Top

#4 Bad news on the sheep I'm afraid.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-03-23 08:37|| 2014-03-23 08:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Ahmed al-Bopeep has lost his sheep,
And thinks he knows where to find them:
"I rather expect they've gone to Baalbek,
With Shiite sheep-shaggers to mind them."

Ahmed al-Bopeep fell fast asleep,
And dreamt he heard them bleating;
When he arose, he searched his bedclothes,
But they were still a-fleeting.

Then he did go with his bag of dough,
Determined for to find them;
He found them indeed, but it made his heart bleed,
For they'd left their honor behind them.

In Baalbek one day, al-Bopeep did stray,
On a tip from a Jewish flamingo;
There, sipping martinis and dressed in bikinis
Was his flock, in flagrante delicto.

Bopeep heaved a sigh, the sheep gave a cry,
And over the hillocks went gamboling;
He shot their seducers, two Hezbollah bruisers,
Then after his lambs he went scrambling.

"Right here by Jove's temple, I'll make an example,
To prevent any indecent rumors;
I've still got my goats!" he cried, slitting their throats,
In this best of all possible Ummahs.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-03-23 14:10|| 2014-03-23 14:10|| Front Page Top

#6 :o)

Posted by badanov 2014-03-23 14:45|| http://www.chriscovert.net 2014-03-23 14:45|| Front Page Top

#7 Wow ZF.

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-03-23 16:15|| 2014-03-23 16:15|| Front Page Top

#8 You're a hoot Zenoflog'r.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-03-23 16:23|| 2014-03-23 16:23|| Front Page Top

#9 We need to put these rhymes and limericks together in a book. Maybe publish under a pseudonym, say "B. H. O'bama" and watch the hilarity ensue.

Posted by gorb 2014-03-23 23:45|| 2014-03-23 23:45|| Front Page Top

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