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2016-05-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Bruce Jenner to Pose Nude with Olympic Gold Medal for ‘Sports Illustrated’ Cover

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Posted by Fred 2016-05-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 SI you are dead to me.

Posted by Besoeker 2016-05-05 03:08|| 2016-05-05 03:08|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm beginning to get a vague feeling that perhaps America has somehow lost its way...

Posted by Dave D. 2016-05-05 06:25|| 2016-05-05 06:25|| Front Page Top

#3 I guess we all know how the medals will be worn.

Meh, blah.

Posted by Shipman 2016-05-05 06:36|| 2016-05-05 06:36|| Front Page Top

#4 Somewhere on the net in the last couple of days I came across an entry that stipulated that of the top 20 cities in the US, they harbored only 11 percent of the white population. Given that whites still constitute about 75 percent of the population, you begin to grasp why the culture has 'jumped the shark'. It's big city vs everyone else.

Posted by Procopius2k 2016-05-05 09:14|| 2016-05-05 09:14|| Front Page Top

#5 Ew... no... for fuck's sake why?!?!?

If he wants to make himself a woman, fine. But for all that is good and full of warm puppies don't put that on a magazine cover for my eyes to see.

There isn't enough bleach in the fucking world to undo that shit!

Posted by DarthVader 2016-05-05 10:53|| 2016-05-05 10:53|| Front Page Top

#6 Point of Order:
Bruce cannot make himself a woman - only appear to look, act, dress, etc, like a woman, not -be- female.

Madonna had a bod; her posing nude would not be appropriate either. SI, well, all involved is like farting at the restaurant to see who giggles.

Posted by swksvolFF 2016-05-05 11:35|| 2016-05-05 11:35|| Front Page Top

#7 He still has his original equipment right?

So I take it the metal will be positioned so nobody will be able to see that he still has his 'manly parts' intact.

Posted by CrazyFool 2016-05-05 11:48|| 2016-05-05 11:48|| Front Page Top

#8 Shit CF, probably arrange it suggestively.

"Putting on a Laker's jersey does not make you Kobe Bryant."
-Cicero

Let us not forget, like yesterday's Kennedy thread or affluenza boy, Bruce's Vanity killed somebody, somebody's grandmother.

Posted by swksvolFF 2016-05-05 11:59|| 2016-05-05 11:59|| Front Page Top

#9 Sickos Illustrated

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2016-05-05 12:23|| 2016-05-05 12:23|| Front Page Top

#10 Aaaaauuugh! My eyes!! And it hasn't even been published yet!!!

Posted by M. Murcek 2016-05-05 12:37|| 2016-05-05 12:37|| Front Page Top

#11 He still has his original equipment right?

Yes, and absolutely no interest in changing that status. He just gets a charge about being a man dressed as a woman with real breasts...And doesn't quite grasp why no woman wants to share the pleasure with him.

Posted by trailing wife 2016-05-05 14:59|| 2016-05-05 14:59|| Front Page Top

#12 He's learned from the Kardishians that perversion and scandal are good for the family business.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2016-05-05 15:42|| 2016-05-05 15:42|| Front Page Top

#13 If they do that, I will barf; video it; and post it here.

Posted by rammer 2016-05-05 22:05|| 2016-05-05 22:05|| Front Page Top

#14 He hasn't had it chopped off? What's so brave about that?

Sheesh.

Posted by Fred 2016-05-05 23:38|| 2016-05-05 23:38|| Front Page Top

#15 What next...a private sex video leaked on TMZ?

Posted by DepotGuy 2016-05-05 23:43|| 2016-05-05 23:43|| Front Page Top

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