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2016-07-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Fred 2016-07-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 given the location, must resist the metaphor

Posted by Bov Flimbers 2016-07-14 00:30|| 2016-07-14 00:30|| Front Page Top

#2 "By Allah," cried one of his flunkies,
"The dogs had got into the monkeys!
As all were devoured,
I felt so empowered..."
Sad dreams of Mohammedan junkies.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-07-14 03:25|| 2016-07-14 03:25|| Front Page Top

#3 Possibly more along Bov's line...

Snarled mauler to Heiligenthaler,
"We dawgs won't be wearin' no collar!
We didn't do nuffin!
Now git your McGruffin'
Ape cracka ass back to the holler!"

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-07-14 03:30|| 2016-07-14 03:30|| Front Page Top

#4 Sick of their noise, likely.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2016-07-14 07:54|| 2016-07-14 07:54|| Front Page Top

#5 Payback for having monkey jokes at county fairs?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2016-07-14 09:45|| 2016-07-14 09:45|| Front Page Top

#6 Zenobia F, you've outdone yourself.

Posted by trailing wife 2016-07-14 10:07|| 2016-07-14 10:07|| Front Page Top

#7 Jockys, dammit.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2016-07-14 11:05|| 2016-07-14 11:05|| Front Page Top

#8 Split the difference: jockeys. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2016-07-14 12:27|| 2016-07-14 12:27|| Front Page Top

#9 Interesting trial.
Dogs don't 'break in' and target monkeys.

Posted by Skidmark 2016-07-14 12:56|| 2016-07-14 12:56|| Front Page Top

#10 I hate predictive text.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2016-07-14 13:54|| 2016-07-14 13:54|| Front Page Top

#11 Monkey Lives Matter!

Posted by Bobby 2016-07-14 14:06|| 2016-07-14 14:06|| Front Page Top

#12 That's RACIST Bobby!!

Posted by AlanC 2016-07-14 16:36|| 2016-07-14 16:36|| Front Page Top

#13 Dawgs probably got pi$$ed at the monkeys for getting sh*t thrown at them.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2016-07-14 19:28|| 2016-07-14 19:28|| Front Page Top

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