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2017-01-23

Good morning

Posted by Fred 2017-01-23 00:32|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

#1 How many channels can she get ?

Posted by Besoeker 2017-01-23 00:40|| 2017-01-23 00:40|| Front Page Top

#2 Certainly Disney.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-01-23 00:54|| 2017-01-23 00:54|| Front Page Top

#3 NBC, too.

Posted by gorb 2017-01-23 03:25|| 2017-01-23 03:25|| Front Page Top

#4 I don't think I'd care.....................as long as she gets the Golf channel.

Posted by AlanC 2017-01-23 07:05|| 2017-01-23 07:05|| Front Page Top

#5 Incompatible with modern remotes. Requires some dexterity. You may remember what to do. Box flap has instructions.

Posted by Besoeker 2017-01-23 07:13|| 2017-01-23 07:13|| Front Page Top

#6 ...as long as you can decipher broken English.

Posted by Pappy 2017-01-23 08:46|| 2017-01-23 08:46|| Front Page Top

#7 That's from along time ago, the days of silent television.

Posted by Fred 2017-01-23 10:05|| 2017-01-23 10:05|| Front Page Top

#8 That's from along time ago, the days of silent television.

The good old days.

Posted by CrazyFool 2017-01-23 11:19|| 2017-01-23 11:19|| Front Page Top

#9 One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says,

“I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine looks at the man and says,

“Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The old man says,

“Okay,” and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine,

“I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine again tells the man,

“Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The man thanks him and again walks away.

On the third day, the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying,

“I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says,

“Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looks at the Marine and says,

“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says,

“See you tomorrow, Sir!”

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2017-01-23 19:55|| 2017-01-23 19:55|| Front Page Top

#10 Let's designate the above 192.45.

Posted by Shipman 2017-01-23 22:44|| 2017-01-23 22:44|| Front Page Top

#11 "192.45 . . . ."

"Whaaaa ha ha ha!"

Posted by gorb 2017-01-23 23:11|| 2017-01-23 23:11|| Front Page Top

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