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2017-02-28 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Lana Del Rey using witchcraft to rid the world of Donald Trump

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Posted by Fred 2017-02-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

No worries. Been down that road recently.

Posted by Menhadden Smiter of the Hemps7992 2017-02-28 01:12|| 2017-02-28 01:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Paging Mr Mather. Mr Cotton Mather, please come to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-02-28 02:10|| 2017-02-28 02:10|| Front Page Top

#3 ...Miss Del Rey (born Elizabeth Woolridge Grant, AKA 'May Jailer', AKA 'Lizzy Grant', AKA 'Lana Rey Del Mar', AKA 'Sparkle Jump Rope Queen') is a classic example of what happens when you're not right in the first place, and then people start giving you millions of dollars.

You have ONE job: stand there and sing while looking good. Your political opinions matter not insofar as the stay with you.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2017-02-28 05:14|| 2017-02-28 05:14|| Front Page Top

#4 Gingrich: "She turned me into a Newt!"

Posted by Frank G 2017-02-28 07:49|| 2017-02-28 07:49|| Front Page Top

#5 Lana Del Rey! She is one scary witch. Mama, hide the kids scary.

Posted by JohnQC 2017-02-28 10:24|| 2017-02-28 10:24|| Front Page Top

#6 As Fred notes, she better not flub the words. Cthulhu is a light sleeper.

Posted by PBMcL 2017-02-28 12:03|| 2017-02-28 12:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Go to your room, Frank.

Posted by Pappy 2017-02-28 12:19|| 2017-02-28 12:19|| Front Page Top

#8 Incidentally, good luck finding Donald's hair to use in the ritual.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-02-28 12:22|| 2017-02-28 12:22|| Front Page Top

#9 Cthulhu is a light sleeper.

Well she already blew her SAN (Sanity) check.