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2017-06-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Drunk farmer ‘starts fight with his own pig but dies after having three fingers and his privates bitten off'

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Posted by Beavis 2017-06-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 returned home drunk from a party and somehow begun fighting with the pig

"Hey honey, come to Papa."

Posted by Skidmark 2017-06-20 00:28|| 2017-06-20 00:28|| Front Page Top

#2 Do not mess with pigs. They will kill you.

Posted by gorb 2017-06-20 00:32|| 2017-06-20 00:32|| Front Page Top

#3 Do not mess with pigs. They will kill you.
Yeah , just ask Mama Cass

Posted by Classer 2017-06-20 04:14|| 2017-06-20 04:14|| Front Page Top

#4 That's what you get for fucking with the bacon.

Posted by DarthVader 2017-06-20 08:04|| 2017-06-20 08:04|| Front Page Top

#5 Lol Classer.

Posted by Shipman 2017-06-20 08:20|| 2017-06-20 08:20|| Front Page Top

#6 Those bar queens are nasty fighters.
Don't drink and fight.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2017-06-20 09:54|| 2017-06-20 09:54|| Front Page Top

#7 http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/mamacass.asp

I learn something new every day at the 'berg.

Posted by jvalentour 2017-06-20 10:04|| 2017-06-20 10:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Pigs don't mess with Mrs. G - she kills them.

Posted by Glenmore 2017-06-20 10:51|| 2017-06-20 10:51|| Front Page Top

#9 Here...hold my Cervesa!

Posted by DepotGuy 2017-06-20 11:22|| 2017-06-20 11:22|| Front Page Top

#10 ~~Bacon~~Farmer; its what's for dinner.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2017-06-20 11:23|| 2017-06-20 11:23|| Front Page Top

#11 I guess he didn't bring home the bacon.

Posted by JohnQC 2017-06-20 12:11|| 2017-06-20 12:11|| Front Page Top

#12 Headline - "Bacon Bites Back"

Posted by Bobby 2017-06-20 13:28|| 2017-06-20 13:28|| Front Page Top

#13 **snork**

Posted by Barbara 2017-06-20 14:56|| 2017-06-20 14:56|| Front Page Top

#14 That's not kosher.

Posted by Procopius2k 2017-06-20 16:39|| 2017-06-20 16:39|| Front Page Top

#15 Don't bring your junk to a pig fight.

Posted by SteveS 2017-06-20 17:42|| 2017-06-20 17:42|| Front Page Top

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