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2018-05-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Is Hillary Clinton wearing a ~~missing laptop~~ back brace ?

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Posted by Besoeker 2018-05-08 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top
File under: al-Qaeda in Mali/Nusrat al-Islam wal Muslimeen

#1 Just her battery charger. She has to recharge more often now that she's older and her cells are getting more and more worn out - like those laptop batteries. Probably had to plug into a 110 outlet in her Chelsea's apartment.

look for her to soon be admitted to have her batteries changed.

Posted by CrazyFool 2018-05-08 00:46|| 2018-05-08 00:46|| Front Page Top

#2 I don't want to use the word "Hillarybot", but have there been any visits by engineers from Boston Dynamics?

Posted by SteveS 2018-05-08 01:13|| 2018-05-08 01:13|| Front Page Top

#3 I've always thought she was a Dalek

Posted by Rex Mundi 2018-05-08 02:01|| 2018-05-08 02:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Armor for back? Some sort of device for harvesting bile?
Early morning Snark of The Day

Posted by Harcourt Hatrack9591 2018-05-08 05:54|| 2018-05-08 05:54|| Front Page Top

#5 She got really bent out of shape loosing to Trump so when Trump started calling her Crooked Hillary she thought wearing a back brace help her image.

Posted by Ulaigum Ebbineng7056 2018-05-08 06:49|| 2018-05-08 06:49|| Front Page Top

#6 At this point does it really matter.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2018-05-08 08:28|| 2018-05-08 08:28|| Front Page Top

#7 Well...the spine removal surgery was decades ago so it can't be that. Maybe she plans on going Bosnia again and is trying new body armor.

Posted by Bangkok Billy 2018-05-08 08:31|| 2018-05-08 08:31|| Front Page Top

#8 Saddle ?

Posted by Besoeker 2018-05-08 08:36|| 2018-05-08 08:36|| Front Page Top

#9 SVest? One can hope right?

Posted by Bangkok Billy 2018-05-08 08:42|| 2018-05-08 08:42|| Front Page Top

#10 It's just one of her Borg implants popping out.

Posted by Raj 2018-05-08 08:59|| 2018-05-08 08:59|| Front Page Top

#11 one of many choices,

ORTONYX Full Back Dorsolumbar Brace Posture Corrector, Thoracic Kyphosis, Rounded Shoulders, Posture Correction, Muscular Aches, Lumbar Support - Fully Adjustable - Class 1 Medical Device

Broom riding can be painful.

Posted by AlanC 2018-05-08 10:36|| 2018-05-08 10:36|| Front Page Top

#12 SVest? One can hope right?
Posted by Bangkok Billy

She issues suicide vests to others. She's the LAST person one might find wearing one.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-05-08 10:52|| 2018-05-08 10:52|| Front Page Top

#13 She is en route to becoming Baroness Harkonnen.

Posted by Classical_Liberal 2018-05-08 11:29|| 2018-05-08 11:29|| Front Page Top

#14 It's an atrial defibrillator I think.

Posted by gorb 2018-05-08 13:33|| 2018-05-08 13:33|| Front Page Top

#15 If it were Obama, I'd suggest it was the puppeteers' hand

Posted by Frank G 2018-05-08 14:20|| 2018-05-08 14:20|| Front Page Top

#16 Mini-bar ?

Posted by Besoeker 2018-05-08 15:02|| 2018-05-08 15:02|| Front Page Top

#17 It's an atrial defibrillator I think.

Only works if you have a heart.
Early evening Snark of The Day

Posted by Warthog 2018-05-08 16:47|| 2018-05-08 16:47|| Front Page Top

#18 Yeah, broom riding can be painful. Especialy sice hil took humma's advice to put the broom handle up her a$$...

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-05-08 16:55|| 2018-05-08 16:55|| Front Page Top

#19 She dresses like Uncle Fester in drag.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2018-05-08 17:11|| 2018-05-08 17:11|| Front Page Top

#20 Would you people stop making fun of frail old lady who can barely walk and talk!

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2018-05-08 17:30|| 2018-05-08 17:30|| Front Page Top

#21 A contraption to hide her tail.

Posted by rjschwarz 2018-05-08 18:19|| 2018-05-08 18:19|| Front Page Top

#22 Lesbo yoga dildo? Just saying.

Posted by Woodrow 2018-05-08 19:57|| 2018-05-08 19:57|| Front Page Top

#23 A Camel Pack full of vodka?

Posted by Thor Sholuse3760 2018-05-08 20:54|| 2018-05-08 20:54|| Front Page Top

#24 Saddle ?

Who the hell would ride that? Not even Bill would take that ride on his most hard-up days...

Posted by CrazyFool 2018-05-08 21:21|| 2018-05-08 21:21|| Front Page Top

#25 Hence: Webb's baby batter via turkey baster

Posted by Frank G 2018-05-08 21:26|| 2018-05-08 21:26|| Front Page Top

#26 Gak! Get help, Frank!

Posted by gorb 2018-05-08 22:11|| 2018-05-08 22:11|| Front Page Top

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