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2018-10-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

'He knew the risks': Canadian rapper falls to his death from airplane wing in failed stunt

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Posted by Beavis 2018-10-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 I stopped reading when I got to "Jon James McMurray died Saturday filming......" I am now awaiting Zenobia's comments.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-10-24 01:02|| 2018-10-24 01:02|| Front Page Top

#2 "Here, hold my spliff, man."

Until ZF arrives...

Jon James McMurray,
was always in a hurry.
Filming his dream
was less fun than it seemed,
And poor JJ ended up in a slurry.

Posted by SteveS 2018-10-24 08:51|| 2018-10-24 08:51|| Front Page Top

#3 In a moment of levity
Took a big puff of brevity
The beacon of light
who failed his flight
Quickly said to our gravity, "no hurry."

Posted by swksvolFF 2018-10-24 09:20|| 2018-10-24 09:20|| Front Page Top

#4 Bravo, gentlemen! The world is always in need of more doggerel. :-)

Posted by trailing wife 2018-10-24 10:32|| 2018-10-24 10:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Is it just me or has Darwin been particularly busy lately?

Posted by AlanC 2018-10-24 10:44|| 2018-10-24 10:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Is it just me or has Darwin been particularly busy lately?

Certainly seems Darwin might have been a musician.

Posted by Skidmark 2018-10-24 13:46|| 2018-10-24 13:46|| Front Page Top

#7 Madam Gravity is an unforgiving bitch

Posted by Frank G 2018-10-24 15:02|| 2018-10-24 15:02|| Front Page Top

#8 The tragickal selfie-stick story
Of Jon "What, me worry?" McMurray:
He fell off the wing.
Angels asked, "Can ya sing?"
And the worst: All his footage was blurry.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-10-24 15:16|| 2018-10-24 15:16|| Front Page Top

#9 And speaking of rappers...

A cat's fastest path up Parnassus is
To pander to Democrat Rastuses.
No tunes and no crooning;
Crass, comical cooning
In minstrelsy's nasty anastasis.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-10-24 15:43|| 2018-10-24 15:43|| Front Page Top

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