Archived material Access restricted Article

Today's Front Page   View All of Thu 11/22/2018 View Wed 11/21/2018 View Tue 11/20/2018 View Mon 11/19/2018 View Sun 11/18/2018 View Sat 11/17/2018 View Fri 11/16/2018
2018-11-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Alcohol Detox Program leaves Tri-Cities Washington Man Coming Up Short
Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.
Posted by Besoeker 2018-11-22 02:55|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [314 views ]  Top

#1 To Kennewick Man let us drink!
To his powerful fingers, now linked
To robust metacarpals
And wrist, but no yarbles...
Which might explain why he's extinct.
Posted by Dino Slemble6375 2018-11-22 16:30||   2018-11-22 16:30|| Front Page Top

#2 " There was a young sailor named Bates who liked to fool around on ice skates. He fell on his cutlass , which rendered him nutless , and practically useless on dates . "
Posted by Snavimble Bucket1794 2018-11-22 16:40||   2018-11-22 16:40|| Front Page Top

#3 There was an old miner of Wigan
Who used an odd tool, and a big 'un.
They thought he was daft
When he oiled up the shaft,
But he's twenty miles in and still friggin'.
Posted by Pancho the Rash2215 2018-11-22 18:06||   2018-11-22 18:06|| Front Page Top

#4 In Wigan, a sound resounds daily;
The neighbors all groan along gaily.
A skeleton having a wank
On a plank?
Just George and his new banjolele!
Posted by Pancho the Rash2215 2018-11-22 18:10||   2018-11-22 18:10|| Front Page Top

23:32 Silentbrick
23:23 746
22:56 Frank G
22:31 Lionel Spomolet1759
22:22 mossomo
20:08 DooDahMan
19:20 AlmostAnonymous5839
19:17 swksvolFF
19:16 swksvolFF
19:01 Spanky Whuter1088
18:39 Alaska Paul
18:27 Alaska Paul
18:24 Alaska Paul
18:16 trailing wife
18:15 Alaska Paul
18:15 Mike Kozlowski
18:10 Pancho the Rash2215
18:06 Pancho the Rash2215
17:58 Zorba Oppressor of the Ostrogoths8656
17:19 Craish Splat1670
17:09 swksvolFF
17:06 swksvolFF
17:01 swksvolFF
16:53 swksvolFF

Search WWW Search