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2019-06-09 China-Japan-Koreas
Kim Jong-un executes general by throwing him in piranha-filled fish tank
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Posted by Frank G 2019-06-09 11:04|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6469 views ]  Top
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#1 Are we going to see this general walking about somewhere?
Posted by JohnQC 2019-06-09 12:09||   2019-06-09 12:09|| Front Page Top

#2 Dang! I picked Bee.
Posted by SteveS 2019-06-09 12:32||   2019-06-09 12:32|| Front Page Top

#3 You need at least 25-30 gallons of water per fish. Piranha only of a certain variety are extremely carnivorous, and when agitated may bite something to death even when not hungry. Importantly, a school of piranha has to be maintained carefully, monitoring their aggressiveness toward each other 24/7, because the moment one fish rubs another the wrong way, it all turns to a destruction derby of fins and teeth. Only an idiot would put so many of the same variety in a single tank.

This approach is stupid and pointlessly sadistic, not to mention criminally expensive and wasteful. The best way to dispose of anti-nationals is a complete medical, harvest of blood, organs, bones and incineration of waste. The method of execution is not what deters men, it is the certainty of it.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-06-09 12:51||   2019-06-09 12:51|| Front Page Top

#4 IF it happened at all, hence, "hold the salt"
Posted by Frank G 2019-06-09 13:25||   2019-06-09 13:25|| Front Page Top

#5 Pudgy must be a James Bond fan.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-06-09 14:50||   2019-06-09 14:50|| Front Page Top

#6 did they have frickin laser beams attached to their heads
Posted by 746 2019-06-09 15:11||   2019-06-09 15:11|| Front Page Top

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