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2019-06-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Malaysian singer arrested after rescuing bear she thought was a dog

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Posted by Fred 2019-06-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 It was only when it walked to the phone and dialed the police, I realized it was a bear.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-06-14 06:35|| 2019-06-14 06:35|| Front Page Top

#2 I understand they make good pets,
and their gall bladders are tasty.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-06-14 15:18|| 2019-06-14 15:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Grizzly Zarith? Grizzly Sofia? Grizzly Yasin?
Somethings got to work.

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-06-14 15:50|| 2019-06-14 15:50|| Front Page Top

#4 Sunny Sofia?

Defying Muhlaysian sharia,
She taught him to say, "Mama mia!"
His parents? A puzzle.
A militant Muslim,
Perhaps, and a bear, thought Sofia.

I got nuthin.

Posted by Javiter Lumplump5494 2019-06-14 19:26|| 2019-06-14 19:26|| Front Page Top

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