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2019-07-01 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Woman Banned from Walmart for Eating Half a Cake, Refusing to Pay

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Posted by Fred 2019-07-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Sounds like she belongs in a straitjacket.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-07-01 01:26|| 2019-07-01 01:26|| Front Page Top

#2 A lesson learned:
you can't have your cake and eat it too

Posted by Skidmark 2019-07-01 03:22|| 2019-07-01 03:22|| Front Page Top

#3 Here is another lesson: An Eskimo took his kayak out on a cold day and he got so cold he decided to build a fire in it. The fire burned through the bottom and the kayak sank, drowning the Eskimo. The moral is you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2019-07-01 08:27|| 2019-07-01 08:27|| Front Page Top

#4 And then there's the worst of 'em all. The mechanic telling the Eskimo his snowmobile is running rough because "he blew a seal." The Eskimo says "Hey! Leave my private life out of it..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-07-01 09:13|| 2019-07-01 09:13|| Front Page Top

#5 Skid, shame on you, look at what you've started. You should be punished.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2019-07-01 11:58|| 2019-07-01 11:58|| Front Page Top

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