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2019-07-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Deacon Blues 2019-07-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Oh the humanity!

Posted by Warthog 2019-07-04 08:43|| 2019-07-04 08:43|| Front Page Top

#2 And just last year the Barton 1792 bourbon distillery had a wall collapse, taking down 9000 barrels. Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, but if it happens again it's war.

Posted by Glenmore 2019-07-04 09:02|| 2019-07-04 09:02|| Front Page Top

#3 Samantha Ruddy
‏@samlymatters
21h21 hours ago

Jim Beam is now seeping into the Kentucky River as a result of the bourbon warehouse fire which means that if you go fishing right now there’s a good chance you’ll catch a whiskey-drunk trout in a tank top yelling at his wife that he’ll come home when he damn well pleases.

Posted by Frank G 2019-07-04 09:26|| 2019-07-04 09:26|| Front Page Top

#4 Samantha Ruddy
‏@samlymatters
21h21 hours ago
All I’m saying is that if you ever wanted to meet a large mouth bass who has every Skynyrd album and 6 DUIs now is your chance

Posted by Frank G 2019-07-04 09:27|| 2019-07-04 09:27|| Front Page Top

#5 If the river was whiskey
Lord, if I was a duck
I'd swim down in the river
Might never come up.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-07-04 10:36|| 2019-07-04 10:36|| Front Page Top

#6 Whiskey river, take my mind
Don't let her memory torture me
Whiskey river, don't run dry
You're all I got, take care of me

Posted by jpal 2019-07-04 10:52|| 2019-07-04 10:52|| Front Page Top

#7 This is well beyond the angel’s share loss in a whiskey barrel.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2019-07-04 12:00|| 2019-07-04 12:00|| Front Page Top

#8 Someone been holding out on the Devil's Cut, huh?

Posted by AlanC 2019-07-04 12:34|| 2019-07-04 12:34|| Front Page Top

#9 What about all the CO2

Posted by Cheaderhead 2019-07-04 13:57|| 2019-07-04 13:57|| Front Page Top

#10 I wonder what year of release that would have been...

Posted by 49 Pan 2019-07-04 18:35|| 2019-07-04 18:35|| Front Page Top

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