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2019-07-16 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Drug dealer in Florida caught hiding crack, heroin, pills and other drugs in buttocks

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Posted by Fred 2019-07-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 I once had to give a talk to high school kids about drugs. I didn't tell them it was 'bad to get high' or anything (at that age it sounds so stupid and unfair from someone who's done it all). I just told them about the various ways they're smuggled in and the nooks and fann..crannys they've been in.

This guys photo should be posted all over Florida schools and streets. A captions that says ;

DON'T BUY FROM HIM. HE HIDES IT IN HIS ASS !

Florida cops have an unforgiving job. The stuff and the ass it was in (extrapolate from the face, they're almost the same):

Posted by Dron66046 2019-07-16 00:22|| 2019-07-16 00:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Like the old '80's joke about the police & Oprah Winfrey:
"Hey didja hear the police caught Oprah dealing?"
"No! Tell me more.."
"Yeah, they looked up her skirt and found 200 lbs. of crack!"
He's here all week, folks - try the veal

Posted by Lex 2019-07-16 00:43|| 2019-07-16 00:43|| Front Page Top

#3 No loaded weapons, booby traps? How is he gonna protect is butt crack?

Posted by Kofi Thremp9877 2019-07-16 01:29|| 2019-07-16 01:29|| Front Page Top

#4 Florida Man

Posted by Rex Mundi 2019-07-16 01:58|| 2019-07-16 01:58|| Front Page Top

#5 Don't people down there have pockets?

Posted by SteveS 2019-07-16 03:32|| 2019-07-16 03:32|| Front Page Top

#6 Keister carry.

Posted by Cromosh Squank8129 2019-07-16 05:11|| 2019-07-16 05:11|| Front Page Top

#7 So he had crack crack?

Posted by DarthVader 2019-07-16 08:17|| 2019-07-16 08:17|| Front Page Top

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