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2019-08-02 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Miss Venezuela contest will no longer publish their contestant's measurements

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Posted by Fred 2019-08-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top
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#1 90-centimeter (36- inch) bust, 60-centiment waist and 90-centimeter hips long are considered the ideal.

For ongoing reasons, they are now accepting 24 inch busts, 50 cm waist and 65 cm hips, along with broken teeth and marks all over the body.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-08-02 02:06|| 2019-08-02 02:06|| Front Page Top

#2 Just count the ribs showing.

Posted by AlanC 2019-08-02 07:11|| 2019-08-02 07:11|| Front Page Top

#3 The pageant could publish how much weight each contestant lost in the past year.

Posted by Glomosh Munster6010 2019-08-02 07:39|| 2019-08-02 07:39|| Front Page Top

#4 By this time in my life, my eyes are, like, calibrated. Don't need no stinking written assists.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2019-08-02 10:41|| 2019-08-02 10:41|| Front Page Top

#5 The new criteria will be how much one has accomplished for the Glorious Revolution.

Boojwah concepts of "beauty" are tools of the old oppression.

Posted by Capt. Obvious 2019-08-02 19:26|| 2019-08-02 19:26|| Front Page Top

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