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2019-08-24 Africa Horn
Mogadishu Gets New Mayor After Former Killed In Al-Shabab Attack
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Posted by Fred 2019-08-24 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6474 views ]  Top
 File under: al-Shabaab (AQ) 

#1 "Hey, you're the new guy in town. Want to be mayor?"

"Sure what do I have to do?"

"Just stand there and wait to be killed."

"I don't think I want to be mayor anymore."
Posted by gorb 2019-08-24 05:00||   2019-08-24 05:00|| Front Page Top

#2 It's a lifetime job cause retirement benefits are sketchy.
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-08-24 06:53||   2019-08-24 06:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Hey!! Let's make a big push for diversity. We've got a Congress critter from there that knows everything. She'd fit right in as mayor.

We'll trade her for a gunny to be named later.....much later.
Posted by AlanC 2019-08-24 07:42||   2019-08-24 07:42|| Front Page Top

#4 There's probably a sign on his door that says:

Blind Women Not Permitted.
(MOFOs whatchoo think I am a fool, fool ?!)

Posted by Dron66046 2019-08-24 13:36||   2019-08-24 13:36|| Front Page Top

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