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2019-12-08 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Half-Pound of Meth Found in Smuggler’s Vagina at Border
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Posted by Fred 2019-12-08 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11142 views ]  Top
 File under: Narcos 

#1 Jerry in Heaven's Prisoner: I ain't no swingin dick!
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-12-08 04:56||   2019-12-08 04:56|| Front Page Top

#2 So ... they snatched it?
Posted by Lex 2019-12-08 07:32||   2019-12-08 07:32|| Front Page Top

#3 Ah, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha. I love this job.
Posted by Besoeker 2019-12-08 08:37||   2019-12-08 08:37|| Front Page Top

#4 Officers also found two additional bundles

uh.. I don't really wanna know where......

BTW__ Besoeker, love the coment/pic
Posted by Mercutio 2019-12-08 10:02||   2019-12-08 10:02|| Front Page Top

#5 That's it. I'm done with meth.
Posted by gorb 2019-12-08 10:19||   2019-12-08 10:19|| Front Page Top

#6 If women thinking they want to cross illegally into the U.S. understood there was a threat of search of their private parts, I think a good number ofthem might be deterred. Perhaps we need a good south of the border ad and pr campaign on this topic.
Posted by warthogswife 2019-12-08 11:21||   2019-12-08 11:21|| Front Page Top

#7 That's nothing. You should see the half pound of weed they found up there!
(weed being less dense it has more bulk... hahah...I'll go to my room now)
Posted by DarthVader 2019-12-08 18:22||   2019-12-08 18:22|| Front Page Top

#8 They caught Oprah at the border. Looked up her skirt and found 200 lbs of crack
I'll be here all week, folks! Try the veal
Posted by Lex 2019-12-08 18:31||   2019-12-08 18:31|| Front Page Top

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