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2022-05-17 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Border officials discover 'fully operational' drug tunnel connecting Tijuana to San Diego

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-05-17 07:38|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top
File under: Narcos

#1 Welcome to the BIG PX. Here's the way we roll:

The new American way of life...

For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids, all you have to do is follow these proven steps:

1. Don't marry her!

2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail.

3. The guy buys a house.

4. The guy rents out the house to his girlfriend with his two kids.

5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.

6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare, so the guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance.

7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free for being a single mother.

8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.

9. Girlfriend gets a free cell phone.

10 Girlfriend gets free utilities.

11. The guy moves into the home but continues to use mom's address for his mail.

12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit.

13. Girlfriend gets $1800 a month disability for having a "bad back" and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people!

A married couple with a stay-at-home mom yields $0 dollars.

An unmarried couple with a stay-at-home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free Obamacare + $6,000 free food+ $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits!

Any idea why our country is over $20 trillion in debt and half the population is sitting around letting the other half pay their way?

Posted by Besoeker 2022-05-17 10:52|| 2022-05-17 10:52|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm sure it's Trumps fault somehow! /sarc

Posted by Chris 2022-05-17 11:12|| 2022-05-17 11:12|| Front Page Top

#3 They must have tailed Hunter on his “hike.”

Posted by Super Hose 2022-05-17 12:25|| 2022-05-17 12:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Sounds like a great place to store h2s

Posted by Silentbrick 2022-05-17 15:11|| 2022-05-17 15:11|| Front Page Top

#5 Somebody didn't pay their protection fee.

Posted by Glenmore 2022-05-17 15:52|| 2022-05-17 15:52|| Front Page Top

#6 Or somebody opened a competing tunnel & tipped the authorities (paid them anti-protection...)

Posted by Glenmore 2022-05-17 15:53|| 2022-05-17 15:53|| Front Page Top

#7 It wouldn't be the first tunnel they've discovered at Otay Mesa.

Although surrounded by hills to the north and west, the actual crossing and adjacent areas are pretty flat with buildings right up to the border on both sides. Not sure if the soil conditions make for easy tunneling, but maybe Frank might know that.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2022-05-17 17:28|| 2022-05-17 17:28|| Front Page Top

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