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2022-07-11 Iraq
Cattle died after Turkey attacked areas in Iraqi Kurdistan
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Posted by trailing wife 2022-07-11 01:19|| || Front Page|| [8 views ]  Top
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#1 I had to read that headline at least 4 times
Posted by Rex Mundi 2022-07-11 09:50||   2022-07-11 09:50|| Front Page Top

#2 Turkeys are the living descendants of the Velociraptor. The last thing you want is turkeys attacking your personal 'areas'.
Posted by SteveS 2022-07-11 10:13||   2022-07-11 10:13|| Front Page Top

#3 Turkey terrorizes bicycle path user.
Posted by M. Murcek 2022-07-11 10:15||   2022-07-11 10:15|| Front Page Top

#4 has repeatedly sent commandos to support its offensives

And how many cows did they kill?
Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-11 10:51||   2022-07-11 10:51|| Front Page Top

#5 ^ Cowmmandos from the 10th Milking Division. They are all about peaceful agrarian reform, man!
Posted by SteveS 2022-07-11 11:00||   2022-07-11 11:00|| Front Page Top

#6 ^ ohh. Well at least they lowered the... y'know... the... emissions!
Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-11 11:02||   2022-07-11 11:02|| Front Page Top

#7 Kinda like destroying crops, though. The villagers will have one less food source.
Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-07-11 11:54||   2022-07-11 11:54|| Front Page Top

#8 
Posted by Aca Joe 2022-07-11 12:57||   2022-07-11 12:57|| Front Page Top

#9 a turkey once bit my sister
Posted by 746 2022-07-11 13:05||   2022-07-11 13:05|| Front Page Top

#10 ^ That's what I call a little pecker.




Posted by Dale 2022-07-11 13:08||   2022-07-11 13:08|| Front Page Top

#11 
Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-11 13:12||   2022-07-11 13:12|| Front Page Top

#12 
#8
Yeah they told us.
What's your point?
Posted by The Walking Unvaxed 2022-07-11 13:26||   2022-07-11 13:26|| Front Page Top

#13 Re#12 I believe he is a professional asshole.
Posted by Chris 2022-07-11 15:40||   2022-07-11 15:40|| Front Page Top

#14 It’s Türkiye! You ignorant Americans!

In English it's "Turkey". Different language, different pronunciation and spelling. I'd have thought someone who is multilingual would understand that.
Posted by Rob Crawford 2022-07-11 16:25||   2022-07-11 16:25|| Front Page Top

#15 A subtle and savoury dude
And never uncultured or rude
Is our Herbie McCoy,
Full of Christmas La Choy
Only honest-to-gawd Chinese food.
Posted by Jeremiah Glusoper2328 2022-07-11 17:22||   2022-07-11 17:22|| Front Page Top

#16 Multilingual: willing to lick anything
Posted by JHH  2022-07-11 18:12||   2022-07-11 18:12|| Front Page Top

#17 It’s Türkiye! You ignorant Americans!

Hope is not a strategy.

Now It’s Türkiye, Not Turkey, at the United Nations
[NYT] The Turkish government wants the rest of the world to use the country’s own name for itself, and lose the association with a certain bird.
June 2, 2022

We noted it here at the time. But since we think the association both merited and amusing, we’ll keep it until a new Kemal Ataturk comes along.
Posted by trailing wife 2022-07-11 18:18||   2022-07-11 18:18|| Front Page Top

#18 Actually, that is a rib-eye wrapped with a turkey.

But I'd milk Kurdey for all its worth.
Posted by swksvolFF 2022-07-11 19:11||   2022-07-11 19:11|| Front Page Top

#19 How about Peking Duck?
Posted by Abu Uluque 2022-07-11 19:19||   2022-07-11 19:19|| Front Page Top

#20 Back when I was four, I had a pet turkey big enough I would ride it like a horse. I still think live Turkey's are nasty birds. Kind of like the country and its inhabitants.
Posted by Old Patriot 2022-07-11 20:44||   2022-07-11 20:44|| Front Page Top

#21 Turducken
Posted by Matt 2022-07-11 21:19||   2022-07-11 21:19|| Front Page Top

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