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2022-07-23 Government Corruption

NY Times calls out fake op-ed saying 'Biden's death would help Democrats'

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Posted by Fred 2022-07-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Greg Gutfeld: Biden's diagnosis of COVID-19 is questionable, they're trying to hide him

Posted by Skidmark 2022-07-23 00:12|| 2022-07-23 00:12|| Front Page Top

#2 OK = when do we start the pool on his resignation? I'm guessing he'll be carried out on a slab, so I'm going long.

Posted by Raj 2022-07-23 00:25|| 2022-07-23 00:25|| Front Page Top

#3 Pneumonia ?

Chest pain when you breathe or cough.

Confusion or changes in mental awareness (in adults age 65 and older)

Cough, which may produce phlegm.
Fatigue.

Fever, sweating and shaking chills.
Lower than normal body temperature (in adults older than age 65 and people with weak immune systems)

Nausea, vomiting or diarrhea.

Posted by Besoeker 2022-07-23 00:38|| 2022-07-23 00:38|| Front Page Top

#4 Bring out your dead!

CUSTOMER: Here's one.

CART MASTER: Nine pence.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!

CART MASTER: What?

CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your nine pence.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!

CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!

CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not!

CART MASTER: He isn't?

CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.

DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!

CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!

CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.

CART MASTER: I can't take him.

DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!

CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favor.

CART MASTER: I can't.

CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?

CART MASTER: Thursday.

DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.

CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?

DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.

[whop]

CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.

CART MASTER: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

CUSTOMER: Right. All right.

Posted by Silentbrick 2022-07-23 03:10|| 2022-07-23 03:10|| Front Page Top

Posted by Skidmark 2022-07-23 06:14|| 2022-07-23 06:14|| Front Page Top

#6 Not fake, just tourettes. Just one of their own, calling him full of beans.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-07-23 10:22|| 2022-07-23 10:22|| Front Page Top

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