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Posted by Fred 2024-07-09 || || Front Page|| [11132 views ]  Top

#1 Her hair could be useful as a picnic basket.
Posted by Super Hose 2024-07-09 11:50||   2024-07-09 11:50|| Front Page Top

#2 Don't criticize too harshly. I watched a 1980s movie the other night.
Posted by Fred 2024-07-09 11:54||   2024-07-09 11:54|| Front Page Top

#3 How would you like it cut Lola? Oh, just give the Cossack.
Posted by Besoeker 2024-07-09 12:49||   2024-07-09 12:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Perhaps an alternative? The next First Lady-
Posted by NoMoreBS 2024-07-09 13:10||   2024-07-09 13:10|| Front Page Top

#5 Previously on The Gilded Age...

Young Gay '90s grrrl Lola Gordon,
The better her tresses to shorten,
Had once grabbed an axe,
Dealt her hair forty whacks,
And shocked Gotham by rocking "the Borden."

Tonight on Masterpiece we fast-forward to the magic aftermath and find Lola clubbing in Harlem with Agnes, a cabman of color, and a very hoarse horse: "Loca Lola, Coca-Cola!" *simper*
Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2024-07-09 15:17||   2024-07-09 15:17|| Front Page Top

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