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2003-06-11 Middle East

From ScrappleFace, a satire blog.
(2003-06-11) -- U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today rebuked Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon for his government's "attempt" to assassinate Hamas leader Dr. Abdel Aziz Rantisi. The terrorist was injured in the Israeli missile attack.

"You should not have 'tried' to kill Dr. Rantisi," said Mr. Rumsfeld. "As the Jedi Master Yoda once told young Skywalker: 'Try? There is no try. There is only do or not do'."

Dr. Rantisi's medical speciality is remote-control destruction of foreign bodies.
You gotta hand it to Scrappleface. ROTFLMAO!

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