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2019-12-02 Home Front: Politix

Slow Joe's story time. Go ahead, tell me he isn't a weirdo

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Posted by Besoeker 2019-12-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 [to Steve Miller's "Joker"]

He's a sniffer
He's a grifter
He's the father
Of a Hunter-gatherer
Stuffing his pockets on the ru-u-unnnn...

He's a gaffe-er
He's a laugher
He's a [hair]-plugger
A greedy bugger
Ain't no way he's gonna wi-i-i-innnn...

[steel guitar licks]
waonnnnhhh... wao-waonnnhhh.... whan-whan-whantttt..

Posted by Lex 2019-12-02 04:09|| 2019-12-02 04:09|| Front Page Top

#2 Secret Service agrees: he's a Weinsteinian creepygroper

Posted by Lex 2019-12-02 04:15|| 2019-12-02 04:15|| Front Page Top

#3 Hell, we all know he was Obama's Vice as an insurance policy - nobody, no matter how they hate Obama, would make Joe POTUS.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-12-02 04:21|| 2019-12-02 04:21|| Front Page Top

#4
"I even tried to get them to straighten out my short n' curlies, and play them like a harp, but they wouldn't listen."

Posted by Dron66046 2019-12-02 05:07|| 2019-12-02 05:07|| Front Page Top

#5 We don't advocate killing Americans here, ST

Posted by Frank G 2019-12-02 13:58|| 2019-12-02 13:58|| Front Page Top

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