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2020-03-20 Home Front: Politix
Target Stores’ Chrissy Teigen To First Lady Melania Trump: ‘F*** You’
[THEGATEWAYPUNDIT] Target store representative Chrissy Teigen
...unlike Mrs. Trump, Ms Teigen has never done anything interesting enough to merit an entry in our archives. Apparently she is a swimsuit model, which means Mrs. Trump is better at their shared profession, too...
went off on a foul-mouthed rant against First Lady Melania Trump on Tuesday, calling her a “wifebot” and culminating in a filthy “fuck you”.

Teigen, who is married to popular musician John Legend, has a kitchen product line at Target called, the Cravings by Chrissy Teigen collection.

Teigen’s rant against Melania Trump:

“Has melania even thought about doing something with her be best shit during these times? I see regular ass awesome people on my timeline all day doing all they can to make people happy and this wifebot is working on whatever the fuck a tennis gazebo is…I expect Donald to be a do nothing fucking loser wimp but she could maybe possibly try to uhhh BE BETTER possibly the best be the best the best be best…ALL I have seen this bot do is gently touch Christmas ornaments in a cape and stare in a cape and pat statues in a different cape and then change her cape into a rude ass jacket. Fuck you”
Posted by Fred 2020-03-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ]  Top

#1 My my what a word salad.
This one is to Melania as a mud-capybara is to a swan.
Posted by Lex 2020-03-20 00:37||   2020-03-20 00:37|| Front Page Top

#2 I guess I won't be shopping at target anymore, unless target get rid of Teigen.
Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2020-03-20 02:22||   2020-03-20 02:22|| Front Page Top

#3 A tasty crumpet of strumpet - if she keeps her yap shut.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-03-20 03:33||   2020-03-20 03:33|| Front Page Top

#4 As the saying goes, beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness is clean down to the bone.
Posted by M. Murcek 2020-03-20 04:29||   2020-03-20 04:29|| Front Page Top

#5 Funny!
Posted by Solomon Hitler6776 2020-03-20 06:40||   2020-03-20 06:40|| Front Page Top

#6 And absolute sicko.
And wasn't Target one of the first to institute the gender-neutral restrooms/toilets?
I think I went to Target two times last year. I think I have room to reduce my visits henceforth.
Posted by Clem 2020-03-20 07:22||   2020-03-20 07:22|| Front Page Top

#7 Target is Walmart for stuck up people.
Posted by M. Murcek 2020-03-20 07:33||   2020-03-20 07:33|| Front Page Top

#8 Let's not forget they sell the very same Chinese crap as Wal-Mart but at a higher price.
Posted by Silentbrick 2020-03-20 09:36||   2020-03-20 09:36|| Front Page Top

#9 #7 and #8 absolute truth.
Posted by swksvolFF 2020-03-20 09:47||   2020-03-20 09:47|| Front Page Top

#10 Wow, Spuds McKinzie really let himself go. And what's up with the bull terrier?
Posted by swksvolFF 2020-03-20 09:49||   2020-03-20 09:49|| Front Page Top

#11 I've never understood her appeal? She's not even pretty.
Posted by Crusader 2020-03-20 10:12||   2020-03-20 10:12|| Front Page Top

#12 I've never understood her appeal? She's not even pretty.

No idea. I have always found her to be annoying as hell.
Posted by DarthVader 2020-03-20 10:17||   2020-03-20 10:17|| Front Page Top

#13 her sub site on Target is still up as of this comment

https://www.target.com/b/cravings-by-chrissy-teigen/-/N-en2ek
Posted by lord garth 2020-03-20 10:37||   2020-03-20 10:37|| Front Page Top

#14 Breastses
Posted by Frank G 2020-03-20 10:37||   2020-03-20 10:37|| Front Page Top

#15 Never heard of her before this
Posted by Lex 2020-03-20 10:47||   2020-03-20 10:47|| Front Page Top

#16 She's married to John Legend-In-His-Own-Mind, some pop singer who's an even bigger twat than she is.
Posted by charger 2020-03-20 11:24||   2020-03-20 11:24|| Front Page Top

#17 ^ Oh is he the dude with that extremely annoying laryngitis sound... that off-key Shitshow parody of Sam Cooke?
Posted by Lex 2020-03-20 11:53||   2020-03-20 11:53|| Front Page Top

#18 I thought Target was something to shoot at with rifles, pistols, and bows and arrows.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2020-03-20 12:13||   2020-03-20 12:13|| Front Page Top

#19 don't give capybaras a bad name lex
Posted by Chris 2020-03-20 12:40||   2020-03-20 12:40|| Front Page Top

#20 I like #19! And, I had to look her (Teigen) up, still no bells.
Posted by Whiskey Mike 2020-03-20 12:56||   2020-03-20 12:56|| Front Page Top

#21 Target is a good place to buy plastic crap from China.
Posted by Abu Uluque 2020-03-20 13:18||   2020-03-20 13:18|| Front Page Top

#22 My daughter-in-law says that they have good sales on kid's stuff, but I've only been in our local store about three times over the last 10 years.

I'm at Walmart (or Sam's Club) at least twice a month.
Posted by Mullah Richard 2020-03-20 15:12||   2020-03-20 15:12|| Front Page Top

#23 Another of her bi-weekly tangents. If she gets too much bad press, she will just use the depression card.
Posted by bbrewer126 2020-03-20 15:50||   2020-03-20 15:50|| Front Page Top

#24 Is she not managing her meds?
Posted by JohnQC 2020-03-20 15:56||   2020-03-20 15:56|| Front Page Top

#25 My daughter-in-law says that they have good sales on kid's stuff, but I've only been in our local store about three times over the last 10 years.

All transgender clothing half-off.
Posted by swksvolFF 2020-03-20 16:16||   2020-03-20 16:16|| Front Page Top

#26 Target went hard left long ago. 2004 they banned the Salvation Army. Why? Because a member of the Minneapolis business group who ran gay cruise line tours told them to.

Without naming her, their spokes women was my nextdoor neighbor and friend. Have not shopped their since. Well maybe a half dozen times because I had to.
Posted by Woodrow 2020-03-20 19:52||   2020-03-20 19:52|| Front Page Top

#27 I've never liked them. Admittedly I've worked for Wal-Mart but I never found better stuff than Walmart, just differently labeled chinese stuff that was the same as ours, only their employees were more snooty and the customers acted like their crap don't stink. So it's hard to boycott people you don't shop with.
Posted by Silentbrick 2020-03-20 20:10||   2020-03-20 20:10|| Front Page Top

#28 So why show a pic of a couple of dogs?

I don't get it.
Posted by CrazyFool 2020-03-20 21:28||   2020-03-20 21:28|| Front Page Top

#29  So why show a pic of a couple of dogs?

Because one of them represents the brand and the other just pooped all over the store.
Posted by SteveS 2020-03-20 21:35||   2020-03-20 21:35|| Front Page Top

#30 Clearly, she is not well. I hope someone helps her. I won't.
Posted by Whiskey Mike 2020-03-20 23:17||   2020-03-20 23:17|| Front Page Top

#31 Me neither. Wouldn't piss sh-t on her if she were a money tree. Which is a helluva thing to say about someone whose voice you've never knowingly heard, and whose image and character you know only from the sidebar of the Daily Mail. Can only imagine what kind of impression she makes in person.

Also, f-ck Target. If I wanted to toilet in a frickin' day care center, I'd... well, no I wouldn't, would I?
Posted by Floluper Sinatra3290 2020-03-20 23:57||   2020-03-20 23:57|| Front Page Top

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