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2021-03-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Meghan Markle reportedly networking with Democrats, eyes bid for US president. Really!
I think it’s marvelous that she is gearing up to shovel masses of Democratic/Progressive donors’ money into the economy with the guarantee that it will have no impact whatsoever.
[PAGESIX] Princess Meghan Markle
...unlikable American former starlet married to the formerly likable Prince Harry. Chock full of lefty political opinions, Markle's most important characteristic is that she is Black, even though she doesn't look it. Her mother, y'see, is half black and her father is white, which would make her a quarter Black. Her half brother described her (to her husband, before their marriage) as a jaded, shallow, conceited woman that will make a joke of you and the royal family heritage. Once married, she was too good for the Royals and she and Harry decamped to Beverly Hills, kind of like the Clampetts did, thus making a joke of Harry and the royal family heritage...
 is reportedly already networking with Tammany hangers-on to help her ambitions to become the first female US president.The Duchess of Sussex previously told friends about her political ambitions — and now hopes her blockbuster Oprah Winfrey interview will strengthen support in the US, sources told the Mail on Sunday newspaper.

She has been openly networking among Tammany hangers-on to help build fundraising teams and a campaign for the White House, according to a senior UK politician who served under former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair and has close ties to Washington.

"The Blairite, internationalist and Democratic party networks are buzzing with talk about Meghan’s political ambitions and potential backers," the anonymous source told the UK paper.

Markle, 39, is thought to be looking at the 2024 campaign if President Joe Bidn
...... 46th president of the U.S. We get to suffer the consequences......
, who will be 82, decides against running for a second term, the source said. If successful, it would make her the first female US president.
Posted by Fred 2021-03-15 00:00|| || Front Page|| [19 views ]  Top

#1 she has slightly more charm than Kamala, is a better gold digger and is much prettier, even better looking than Tulsi

however, she probably has the same kind of mushed up policy thoughts as Beto and might take the same kind of arc from 'who is Beto' to 'wow, we really like Beto' to 'I don't know about Beto' to finally, 'Beto's not the one'

Posted by Lord Garth 2021-03-15 00:31||   2021-03-15 00:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Poor Harry.
Posted by Blackbeard Barnsmell6454 2021-03-15 00:59||   2021-03-15 00:59|| Front Page Top

#3 But I thought she was contemplating other remedies ?

Washington Examiner - Meghan Markle says she contemplated suicide as a working royal
Posted by Besoeker 2021-03-15 03:25||   2021-03-15 03:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Tired of being in the media and public scrutiny so she moves to LA, gets a Netflix deal, goes on Oprah, and runs for POTUS. Yeah...it's all making sense now
Posted by Frank G 2021-03-15 06:14||   2021-03-15 06:14|| Front Page Top

#5 /\ Trip to Robben Island, autobiographies and cooking books coming very soon.
Posted by Besoeker 2021-03-15 07:20||   2021-03-15 07:20|| Front Page Top

#6 Kapernick.
Harry Windsor.

The moral is "Don't pick the crazy one."
Posted by Mercutio 2021-03-15 08:08||   2021-03-15 08:08|| Front Page Top

#7 Thought Markle had one in the hanger again?
Posted by JohnQC 2021-03-15 09:01||   2021-03-15 09:01|| Front Page Top

#8 "A biscuit in the oven"? Yep
Posted by Frank G 2021-03-15 09:04||   2021-03-15 09:04|| Front Page Top

#9 My thinking is, in 5 years she'll be smashed on box wine and slurring "...coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contendah!"
Posted by M. Murcek 2021-03-15 09:22||   2021-03-15 09:22|| Front Page Top

#10 In suspect she'll be single again before she runs for President.
Posted by rjschwarz 2021-03-15 09:42||   2021-03-15 09:42|| Front Page Top

#11 Also, she can't be much worse than the current lot of Democrats.
Posted by rjschwarz 2021-03-15 09:43||   2021-03-15 09:43|| Front Page Top

#12 Nah, great idea. Go for it.
Posted by swksvolFF 2021-03-15 10:00||   2021-03-15 10:00|| Front Page Top

#13 Harry would be wise to divorce her and return to England. But somehow I think wisdom is not his thing.

Maybe Meghan could start with something a bit more modest. Like, if Diane Feinstein is compelled to resign, the Duchess could persuade Newsom to appoint her to the Senate. And, of course you know, there are all kinds of ways to persuade a guy like Newsom...that is, if he can beat the recall.
Posted by Abu Uluque 2021-03-15 12:13||   2021-03-15 12:13|| Front Page Top

#14 OTOH he does have the blood of Henry VIII in his veins right?
My knowledge of the Royals lineage is pretty sparse...
Posted by CrazyFool 2021-03-15 12:36||   2021-03-15 12:36|| Front Page Top

#15 Not so sure about that CF. Henry VIII was House of Tudor. Henpicked Harry is House of Windsor
Posted by Warthog 2021-03-15 13:10||   2021-03-15 13:10|| Front Page Top

#16 Not so sure about that CF. Henry VIII was House of Tudor. Henpicked Harry is House of Windsor
Posted by Warthog 2021-03-15 13:14||   2021-03-15 13:14|| Front Page Top

#17 Dang it! Case of the Dementia Joe stutters...
Posted by Warthog 2021-03-15 13:15||   2021-03-15 13:15|| Front Page Top

#18 Thanks for the correction Warthog. The Royals history never was much of an interest to me.

Don't you love the little smerk she has in that photo?
Posted by CrazyFool 2021-03-15 13:42||   2021-03-15 13:42|| Front Page Top

#19 she couldn't handle the royal family and the "duties", but you think you can handle being the POTUS. Get the fuck outta here withtthat bullshit.
Posted by Chris 2021-03-15 14:37||   2021-03-15 14:37|| Front Page Top

#20 h/t IMAO
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2021-03-15 15:21||   2021-03-15 15:21|| Front Page Top

#21 ^-- Snark of the day. And you owe me a keyboard.
Posted by CrazyFool 2021-03-15 15:24||   2021-03-15 15:24|| Front Page Top

#22 ^Frank J. owes you a keyboard - I'm just the messenger.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2021-03-15 15:47||   2021-03-15 15:47|| Front Page Top

#23 ^Sorry, Frank K.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2021-03-15 16:02||   2021-03-15 16:02|| Front Page Top

#24 That is NOT a snark. THAT my friends, is an answer to prayer !
Posted by Besoeker 2021-03-15 16:41||   2021-03-15 16:41|| Front Page Top

#25 Harry is House of Hewitt
Posted by Slineque McGurque5788 2021-03-15 17:49||   2021-03-15 17:49|| Front Page Top

#26 I think the Henry VIII line of acknowledged offspring has died out.

There is of course the possibility of unacknowledged offspring but they did not inherit a title.
Posted by Lord Garth 2021-03-15 18:33||   2021-03-15 18:33|| Front Page Top

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