Article

2022-11-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Dim Bulbs

[Daily Mail, where America gets its news]

President Joe Biden and his family attended Nantucket's annual Christmas tree lighting - with the tree failing to light up on first go

They spent Friday afternoon munching on cheeseburgers and lobster rolls and taking a shopping trip around town

The president, first lady Jill Biden, Ashley Biden, Hunter Biden, his wife Melissa and son Beau were all gathered on one side of the town square, where the tree was to be illuminated around 5pm

Baby Beau, who was spotted earlier slumped over Hunter's shoulders, was awake and providing some pre-show entertainment, jiggling to one of the opening acts

When it came time for the big moment - the tree didn't react - though was properly illuminated several moments later

Mmmm! Lobster rolls!

Posted by Skidmark 2022-11-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ] Top
File under: Tin Hat Dictators, Presidents for Life, & Kleptocrats

#1 Solar power don't work so good at night, ~~Joe~~ Idioot

Posted by Frank G 2022-11-26 00:04|| 2022-11-26 00:04|| Front Page Top

#2 The closest I ever got to Nantucket was to take a ferry boat ride there from the mainland. On the way I discovered the fare was not collected unless & until a passenger disembarked on the island. I didn't get off and simply enjoyed the short cruise off the coast of Massachusett, had chili & a cold beer from the ferry's restaurant, took in the sea air and enjoyed the view.

Posted by Gromble Dribble4342 2022-11-26 02:07|| 2022-11-26 02:07|| Front Page Top

#3 S.S.A.

"So Charlie, that cheapskate, sez, 'F-ck it,
I'll live on this rusty old bucket!'
Well, I'd do it, too,
Only, if I did, who
Would make sandwiches?"
"Honey, just chuck it!"

And folksingers say
Charlie sails to this day
Back and forth on the Sound of Nantucket.

Posted by Zorba Slosh3174 2022-11-26 04:45|| 2022-11-26 04:45|| Front Page Top

#4 One of the songs of my childhood — we sang it on the summer camp bus.

Posted by trailing wife 2022-11-26 06:25|| 2022-11-26 06:25|| Front Page Top

#5 With a green skin tone, Joe would look like the Grinch. I am sure that has been done. I avoid all images of his face so I probably missed them. I sort of expected those memes to start as soon as Walmart transitioned the grills section to Christmas.

Posted by Super Hose 2022-11-26 10:20|| 2022-11-26 10:20|| Front Page Top

#6 Weren't they worried that the island was going to tip over?

Posted by EMSArtifact 2022-11-26 15:01|| 2022-11-26 15:01|| Front Page Top

22:06 trailing wife
21:17 swksvolFF
19:49 Anomalous Sources
18:59 Ajao
18:51 swksvolFF
18:34 Skidmark
17:54 badanov
17:36 swksvolFF
17:34 Procopius2k
17:28 Lord Garth
16:23 mossomo
16:19 mossomo
16:09 mossomo
16:08 Regular joe
16:02 Regular joe
15:58 Regular joe
15:38 mossomo
15:30 mossomo
15:28 Grom the Affective
15:11 Procopius2k
15:08 Procopius2k
15:01 Pancho Poodle8452
13:54 Mercutio
13:45 swksvolFF