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The Moon 'Is Made Up Mostly of Gases,' Sheila Jackson Lee Tells Students

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Posted by Frank G 2024-04-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [295 views ] Top
File under: Tin Hat Dictators, Presidents for Life, & Kleptocrats

#1 In Starfleet astronomy class...

Jackson-Lee, old midshipman: "So, yass,
The Moon's a balloon full of gas,
A bag, if you please,
Made of toasted green cheese."
Aubrey's eighth great-granddaughter: "You pass!"

Posted by Grereger Flort2308 2024-04-10 03:58|| 2024-04-10 03:58|| Front Page Top

#2

Are Her and Rep. Hank Johnson "Guam will flip over guy", dating, or just typical Liberal Democrats?

Posted by NN2N1 2024-04-10 05:39|| 2024-04-10 05:39|| Front Page Top

#3 This is what real stu.pidity looks like.

Posted by Deacon+Blues 2024-04-10 07:53|| 2024-04-10 07:53|| Front Page Top

#4 ^ Idiocracy in real life.

Posted by M. Murcek 2024-04-10 07:54|| 2024-04-10 07:54|| Front Page Top

#5 Shelia Jackass-Lee represents her district perfectly.
I know, I used to work there.

Posted by ed in texas 2024-04-10 08:56|| 2024-04-10 08:56|| Front Page Top

#6 Drunk driver forgets her ABC claiming it's because she learnt it 'so many years ago' during sobriety test after cops pulled her over for driving erratically

Posted by Skidmark 2024-04-10 09:24|| 2024-04-10 09:24|| Front Page Top

#7 It’s not her fault. She thought she would learn about cosmology in the cosmetology course she signed up for.

Posted by Super Hose 2024-04-10 09:36|| 2024-04-10 09:36|| Front Page Top

#8 A vapid gaseous structure...in a hair weave

Posted by Frank G 2024-04-10 10:24|| 2024-04-10 10:24|| Front Page Top

#9 And in a few days you'll read about an astronomy prof who was fired by making fun of her in front of students.

Posted by Grom the Reflective 2024-04-10 11:12|| 2024-04-10 11:12|| Front Page Top

#10 Hard to find an astronomy prof with enough humor to make fun of someone. Astronomy humor starts and ends with Uranus.

Posted by Super Hose 2024-04-10 11:33|| 2024-04-10 11:33|| Front Page Top

#11 "My God...she's full of derps."

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-04-10 13:01|| 2024-04-10 13:01|| Front Page Top

#12 She can’t even put on the glasses

Posted by Beavis 2024-04-10 13:25|| 2024-04-10 13:25|| Front Page Top

#13 M-O-O-N that spells ~~moron~~ Sheila Jackson Lee...

Posted by Elmerert Hupens2660 2024-04-10 15:18|| 2024-04-10 15:18|| Front Page Top

#14 To be fair....her head is full of gases as well, so it's only natural.

Posted by Silentbrick 2024-04-10 16:06|| 2024-04-10 16:06|| Front Page Top

#15 Didn't she also say something about Mars and that's where Apollo 11 landed probably about 10 years back?

Posted by Ulailet+Thud3602 2024-04-10 21:08|| 2024-04-10 21:08|| Front Page Top

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