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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Israeli aircraft strike suspected rockets factory
2006-04-19
Israeli multi-winged aircraft hovering across dark and stormy skies carried out an overnight raid striking a metal workshop suspected of being a makeshift factory for making short-range rockets in a district in Gaza city, amid high tension resulting from a bombing attack on Monday that killed at least nine people and wounded 60 others in the heart of the Israeli city of Tel Aviv.
Suddenly a shot rang out! Somewhere, a woman screamed.
"Norton!" Armstrong said, catching the faint whiff of cordite. "There's something amiss, and I intend to find out what it is!"
Palestinian security sources said early on Tuesday that Israeli gunship helicopters struck the workshop with missiles in the region of Askula in the middle of Gaza City, destroying the whole compound but inflicting no casualties.
Amazingly, Armstrong was untouched by the furious fusillade of hot lead!
The strike, however, inflicted extensive damage in nearby buildings and panicked civilians, namely children, huddling indoors.
"Quick, Miss Whittington! Get the children indoors!" he cried.
"Oh, Jack!" she replied. "The puppies! The kittens! The baby ducks!"
"Yes! Get them all! I'll hold them off!"
"You've been shot!" she cried.
"It's only a flesh wound!"
"Oh, Jack! If something should happen to you, I'd... I'd..."
"Miss Whittington! Cynthia! Go! Now! Before it is too late!" he said tenderly, clasping her to his manly chest.
Israeli warplanes have repeatedly targeted such workshops, suspected of fabricating and assembling locally-made short-range missiles, used by the Palestinian factions to hit Israeli targets.
The Baron marched stiffly to the map table, screwing his monocle more securely into his eye. The duelling scar disfiguring his coldly handsome face was like a flame in the dim light. "Zeese wörkshöps," he sneered, pointing to the pitiful village's location, "are suspected of fabricating and assembling löcally-made shört-range missiles. Ve must... eradicate zem!"
The Palestinians, who cannot import heavy arms from abroad due to Israeli measures, have designed these rockets, using meagre materials available on the local market.
"I'd like two rocket motors and a detonator, please!"
"Aisle 6, next to the Pampers."
The rockets are said to be of limited destruction capacity, but they are perceived of being of "psychological impact" on the Israeli military -- considering the fact that Israel has built a huge fence around the Palestinian territories in the hope of foiling ground attacks.
"Professor Farrington! Surely you're not proposing..."
"Yes! A gigantic steel-reinforced concrete umbrella over the entire country!"
Posted by:Fred

#21  Secondary explosions rock!
Posted by: DarthVader   2006-04-19 15:49  

#20  The strike, however, inflicted extensive damage in nearby buildings and panicked civilians, namely children, huddling indoors.

I can only wonder how much of that "extensive damage" was caused by secondary ignition of ancillary flammables, like rocket motors and warheads, so carelessly stored near those huddling children. Funny how the article's author failed to make note of that.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-04-19 15:19  

#19  Israeli multi-winged aircraft...

Journalists (?!) sure know their basic technical terms. Imr edumikated now.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2006-04-19 15:10  

#18  Frankly, my dear, the rocker workshop had it coming.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-04-19 14:28  

#17  I was so traumatized, I posted the wrong link.
Two weeks w/o a haircut.
Posted by: ed   2006-04-19 12:43  

#16  Saw the Muffler Man eh? Life changing moment for me.
Posted by: 6   2006-04-19 12:03  

#15  RB Supremo is moonlighting as a pulp novel writer
Not only that, but he also models the cover art.


A Glimpse of Fred Between Haircuts

PS. Got my first glimpse of Roadside America. Must not have liked the embedded html links.
Posted by: ed   2006-04-19 11:33  

#14  ...the Palestinians, who cannot import heavy arms from abroad due to Israeli measures...

Those dreadful Zionists. I had no idea they were so evil.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-04-19 10:35  

#13  Don't most aircraft have more than one wing?

I keep expecting Mike Hammer to show up, somehow...
Posted by: mojo   2006-04-19 10:28  

#12  I hereby nominate our fearless RB leader for a Pulitzer Prize. His writing is much better than the fishwrap put out by the MSM that passes as news these days (and is much more entertaining to boot).
Posted by: BA   2006-04-19 09:48  

#11  Yes, yes, we must destroy all workshops.
Posted by: Captain America   2006-04-19 09:33  

#10  I nearly pissed myself reading that,
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-04-19 08:25  

#9  hee hee, superior inline novella.
Posted by: 6   2006-04-19 07:38  

#8  I doubt the Israeli are really doing much except PR to their own citizens. Are we suppost to believe that Israel did not know this was a makeshift factory making rockets till now or they just held off knowing this till now.

A better solution would be to hit the HAMAS leadership again



Posted by: Bernardz   2006-04-19 07:38  

#7  lol!
Posted by: 2b   2006-04-19 06:27  

#6  mabey they should glass the inside of the perimeter fence

From an israeli point of view, the outside would be much better.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-04-19 06:23  

#5  Methink the esteemed RB Supremo is moonlighting as a pulp novel writer, and is giving us not-so-subtle hints about it. Stop playing with our minds, dammit!
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-04-19 06:23  

#4  mabey they should glass the inside of the perimeter fence
Posted by: bk   2006-04-19 02:02  

#3  "The Palestinians, who cannot import heavy arms from abroad due to Israeli measures, have designed these rockets, using meagre materials available on the local market."

Maybe they should look into making tourist handicrafts instead? I imagine there would be quite a European fancy for little hand-carved statues of Arafat.
Posted by: Fordesque   2006-04-19 01:06  

#2  "Multi-Winged aircraft"... Could it be, yes, maybe it is, the return of the World War 1 Flying Ace atop his trusty Sopwith Camel.
"If I can't find that cursed Red Baron, this workshop full of locally-made short-range missiles, capable of limited destruction capacity, yet having psychological impact will have to do."
Posted by: USN Ret.   2006-04-19 00:42  

#1  I like my dime store novels just like my orange juice - extra pulpy.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-04-19 00:22  

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