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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Just for Rantburg - A Bit of Fun
(With apologies to Mark Knopfler)

The Sultans of Swine

You get a shiv in the dark
And there’s shrapnel in the park, but meantime
South of the Euphrates, Iraqi cops hold everything
Bands of Sunnis blowing IEDs at noon time
You feel all right if your ears don’t ring

Outside the mosque you don’t see too many faces
Shouting out in pain when al Jazeera goes down
Partitioning in so many places
Not many minarets can make that sound
Way on down south, way on down south, Basra town

You check out setar George, he shakes all the gourds
Mind he’s strictly Islam, no Sufis got to cry or sing
An old tanbur is all he can afford
When he’s up on the minaret to do the muezzin thing

And Ali doesn’t mind if he’s kept behind the screen
He says his morning prayers, so it’s all right
He can call the adhan, and still toe the line
Praying it up on Friday night
We are the Sultans, we are the Sultans of swine

And a bunch of young boomers crowding ‘round on the corner
Dressed in djellebas and their slippers, curly toed
They don’t give a damn about any tombak playing band
It has no part of Islam’s seal
And the Sultans, and the Sultans they squeal

And the imam he sits up tall in the prayer room
And says at last just as the muezzin whines
‘Insh’allah, goodnight now its time to go boom'
and his prayer contains just one more line
‘We are the Sultans, we are the Sultans of swine’

Posted by: Zenster || 11/25/2005 00:01 || Comments || Link || [4 views] Top|| File under:

#1  ..oh, BRAVO!!!!!

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski || 11/25/2005 0:15 Comments || Top||

#2  Thenk ewe.
Posted by: Zenster || 11/25/2005 0:18 Comments || Top||

#3  clap,clap,clap.
Posted by: 2b || 11/25/2005 0:34 Comments || Top||

#4  Heh, heh. Been workin' on that awhile, I'll bet. I had to look up tanbur, lol - guessed tambourine - wrong-o, heh.
Posted by: .com || 11/25/2005 1:48 Comments || Top||

#5  Zen, enjoyed the Islamm0 Bamm0 vershun! while playing Dire file.
Posted by: Red Dog || 11/25/2005 4:35 Comments || Top||

#6  http://webpages.charter.net/tbeaudro/Sultans%20of%20Swing.mid

or instrumental only download
Posted by: Red Dog || 11/25/2005 4:42 Comments || Top||

#7  Hear, Hear!
Posted by: Shipman || 11/25/2005 8:10 Comments || Top||

#8  Outstanding, one of my all time favorite songs.
Posted by: Redneck Jim || 11/25/2005 8:41 Comments || Top||

#9  Standing O (golf clap):)
Posted by: djohn66 || 11/25/2005 8:53 Comments || Top||

#10  Well done.
Posted by: DepotGuy || 11/25/2005 9:56 Comments || Top||

#11  Fellow Rantburgers,

So glad you liked it. Came to me in a stroke and I knew it had to be done. The song is an absolute classic and one of my total favorites, but it's title alone begged for a little "treatment" (otherwise known as filking). Cranking the lyrics took about three hours last night and it is presented for your delectation as a personal Thanksgiving gift to all of my compatriots at Rantburg.

However funny the lyrics might be (and they are), they are also meant without the least jesting as well. These Islamist b@stards truly are the sultans of swine.

Warmest holiday regards to you all,

Zenster
Posted by: Zenster || 11/25/2005 10:25 Comments || Top||

#12  Had to play:
dire_straits___sultans_of_swing.mp3
to properly enjoy it.

Very good.
Posted by: 3dc || 11/25/2005 15:04 Comments || Top||

#13  It's like Weird Al Yankovich . . . except for that it's truly funny & witty. Ranks up there with Scrappleface, Lileks, or Mark Steyn. Good work!
Posted by: ryuge || 11/25/2005 20:21 Comments || Top||

#14  Those are some extremely kind words, ryuge. Thank you, I'm glad you liked it so much.
Posted by: Zenster || 11/25/2005 23:33 Comments || Top||



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