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2018-02-24 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
California Sets Up 24-Hour Hotline to Report 20-Pound Rodent Sightings
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Posted by Besoeker 2018-02-24 04:47|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ]  Top

#1 didn't know the state legislature was still in session....
Posted by Mercutio 2018-02-24 05:34||   2018-02-24 05:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Such hostility to immigrants who are only trying to feed their families and make a better life for themselves. Is is because their fur is brown?
Posted by SteveS 2018-02-24 07:14||   2018-02-24 07:14|| Front Page Top

#3 Myocasator coypus. they will do the work white people refuse to do.
Posted by Besoeker 2018-02-24 08:41||   2018-02-24 08:41|| Front Page Top

#4 A multiagency Nutria Response Team has been activated, tasked with creating a nutria eradication plan.

Ah, now there is graft. Just offering a bounty on the pelts is too simple.
Posted by Procopius2k 2018-02-24 08:46||   2018-02-24 08:46|| Front Page Top

#5 All right! "Invasion of the Giant Venezuelan Rats!
Coming soon to a wetlands near you!"

I hit one with my truck going down the local FM road here once; imagine a black rat the size of a raccoon.
Posted by ed in texas 2018-02-24 09:19||   2018-02-24 09:19|| Front Page Top

#6 Big rodents? Quarantine Sacramento to keep them where they belong.
Posted by AlanC 2018-02-24 09:41||   2018-02-24 09:41|| Front Page Top

#7 We have some good recipes for them here in Louisiana.
Posted by Glenmore 2018-02-24 11:01||   2018-02-24 11:01|| Front Page Top

#8 Do they eat poo and used hypodermic needles?
Posted by trailing wife 2018-02-24 11:26||   2018-02-24 11:26|| Front Page Top

#9 A nutria attacked Jimmuah Cahtah once. It was reported that he beat it off with a canoe paddle...
Posted by M. Murcek 2018-02-24 11:52||   2018-02-24 11:52|| Front Page Top

#10 Maybe the new generation of self-driving cars can have automatic nutria detectors / deflectors / destroyers built in. Or imagine anti-nutria drones...
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2018-02-24 12:00||   2018-02-24 12:00|| Front Page Top

#11 I had some east of the Lake Charles area, Glenmore. They're actually quite tasty.
Posted by Mullah Richard 2018-02-24 12:38||   2018-02-24 12:38|| Front Page Top

#12 A multiagency Nutria Response Team has been activated, tasked with registering them to vote, I bet.
Posted by Bobby 2018-02-24 14:40||   2018-02-24 14:40|| Front Page Top

#13 Report them so the DNC can sign them up for welfare and register them to vote [Democrat].
They will even be willing to fill out the ballots on their behalf!
Posted by CrazyFool 2018-02-24 16:00||   2018-02-24 16:00|| Front Page Top

#14 A nutria attacked Jimmuah Cahtah once. It was reported that he beat it off with a canoe paddle...

The handjob President.
Posted by Skidmark 2018-02-24 16:54||   2018-02-24 16:54|| Front Page Top

#15 #3 Myocasator coypus. they will dodestroy the work white people refuse to do.
Posted by: Besoeker

Fixed it for you. I grew up in Louisiana. I know how destructive they can be.
Posted by Old Patriot 2018-02-24 18:18||   2018-02-24 18:18|| Front Page Top

#16 Asseverates modern Ms. Cleaver,
"A nutria's just like a beaver!
Trans-feminist studies
Sez all must be buddies...
Except the conceiving believer."
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-02-24 20:04||   2018-02-24 20:04|| Front Page Top

#17 I had to look up asseverates, but now I know. My learning for the day — thank you, Zenobia F!
Posted by trailing wife 2018-02-24 22:53||   2018-02-24 22:53|| Front Page Top

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