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2011-03-31 Europe

French religious leaders denounce debate on Islam

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Posted by ryuge 2011-03-31 03:45|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Subj: Two Coffees

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a Beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the Ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a
Room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'Why no he answers, I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a
Beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Jesus, the Christ...you will find Mohammed higher up. '

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.. 'No, my son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?"

Obama says, Yes please! As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: "Hey Mohammed-two coffees!""

Keep your trust in God...your president is an idiot

Posted by Besoeker 2011-03-31 06:55|| 2011-03-31 06:55|| Front Page Top

#2 LOL Besoeker
From your lips to CAIR's ears.

Posted by ryuge 2011-03-31 16:51|| 2011-03-31 16:51|| Front Page Top

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