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2009-04-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Woman narrowly escapes Darwin Award in polar bear pond

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Posted by lotp 2009-04-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 The Berlin Zoo ought to have its eisbär permit yanked by whichever governing body is in charge of issuing those tpes of permit. The BZ's stewardship of its bears has been absolutely dismal, possibly even criminal.

Posted by Seafarious 2009-04-12 00:44|| 2009-04-12 00:44|| Front Page Top

#2 Sea, I hope that you mean they should let the woman hug the bears and bears have their unscheduled snack?

It seems unlikely that the bears can get out of their enclosure. That an idiot bear hugger can get in?

More meal to the bear! ;-)

Posted by Spike Uniter 2009-04-12 01:45|| 2009-04-12 01:45|| Front Page Top

#3 The bears were obviously mulling the..... unscheduled feeding.

Posted by Besoeker 2009-04-12 06:59|| 2009-04-12 06:59|| Front Page Top

#4 Maybe she was Bi-polar????

Posted by Canuckistan sniper 2009-04-12 13:49|| 2009-04-12 13:49|| Front Page Top

#5 You have to wonder if someone could make a fortune on some isolated island, by having a zoo full of critters, and letting insane people and drunks jump into their pits, to be torn up and eaten by them.

Then selling the videos. How many would do if just for the celebrity? Do it as the open act to gladiatorial combat.

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-04-12 13:51|| 2009-04-12 13:51|| Front Page Top

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