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2014-04-26 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Duck Attack Leads To $275,000 Injury Lawsuit

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Posted by Fred 2014-04-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Once upon a time, if you were stupid, useless, or clumsy, you died. You starved to death in winter, or fell off a cliff or got eaten by bears.

Thanks to the wonder of Civilization, we have insulated ourselves from a lot of that inconvenience. But if we are at the point where a duck can take you out of the game, it's time to man up as a species and get back on top of the food chain.

Posted by SteveS 2014-04-26 00:21|| 2014-04-26 00:21|| Front Page Top

#2 Damn straight, Steve, think of the horror show if the Harp Seals hear about this incident.

Posted by Shipman 2014-04-26 04:39|| 2014-04-26 04:39|| Front Page Top

#3 Around here a duck wandering down the road would have been dinner.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2014-04-26 08:17|| 2014-04-26 08:17|| Front Page Top

#4 #4 Kent Tungsten Matrix ought to do the trick. 3" 12 g.

Expensive - but I'm worth it.

Posted by no mo uro 2014-04-26 08:43|| 2014-04-26 08:43|| Front Page Top

#5 An attack duck?

Posted by gorb 2014-04-26 10:17|| 2014-04-26 10:17|| Front Page Top

#6 Not as dangerous as a Killer Rabbit.

Al

Posted by Frozen Al 2014-04-26 12:38|| 2014-04-26 12:38|| Front Page Top

#7 Well consider the source; this from the same state that makes it illegal to pump your own gas (natives too stupid to stop when it splashes out the filler neck?) and had to seek refuge in the Fed's Obamacare signup network because their's was FUBAR ( after spending a sh!tload of taxdollars on it)

Posted by USN, Ret. 2014-04-26 12:40|| 2014-04-26 12:40|| Front Page Top

#8 Surprised this never happened to Jimmuh Carter

Posted by Frank G 2014-04-26 14:10|| 2014-04-26 14:10|| Front Page Top

#9 Things like this quack me up. Suffered a quack attack, did she?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2014-04-26 15:51|| 2014-04-26 15:51|| Front Page Top

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