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2015-05-26 Science & Technology

Islamic holy man: Wanking could make your hand preggies in afterlife.

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Posted by Besoeker 2015-05-26 12:46|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 That probably explains the goat people (Fauns & Satyrs) in the afterlife. Perhaps a warning on that is in order as well.

Posted by rjschwarz 2015-05-26 13:30|| 2015-05-26 13:30|| Front Page Top

#2 Brought to you by the same folks who think that if your corpse is raped that makes you a woman in the afterlife.

Posted by Chick Glemp4272 2015-05-26 13:55|| 2015-05-26 13:55|| Front Page Top

#3 Maybe he could just marry his hand?

Posted by gorb 2015-05-26 15:39|| 2015-05-26 15:39|| Front Page Top

#4 What does the holy man say about goats?

Posted by JohnQC 2015-05-26 15:44|| 2015-05-26 15:44|| Front Page Top

#5 John that was just baaaaaaaad.

Posted by DarthVader 2015-05-26 17:01|| 2015-05-26 17:01|| Front Page Top

#6 And I was told I'd go blind and my hair would fall out. Wait, I wear glasses and am bald. Sigh, I guess they were right.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2015-05-26 20:16|| 2015-05-26 20:16|| Front Page Top

#7 My feet want ice cream, pickles and pepperoni

Posted by Shipman 2015-05-26 23:25|| 2015-05-26 23:25|| Front Page Top

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