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2015-07-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man shoots off firework from top of his head, dies

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Posted by Fred 2015-07-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 He might have been hunting alligators.

Posted by Skidmark 2015-07-06 09:48|| 2015-07-06 09:48|| Front Page Top

#2 Is there any chance we can convince Biden to try this?

Posted by frozen al 2015-07-06 11:22|| 2015-07-06 11:22|| Front Page Top

#3 Biden? Maybe. I don't think Hildebeest would be dumb enough.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2015-07-06 11:36|| 2015-07-06 11:36|| Front Page Top

#4 After all, we got Kerry on a bicycle.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2015-07-06 11:37|| 2015-07-06 11:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Can't wait to see the new and improved mortar "warning" label.

Posted by Hupineger Glomomp52169 2015-07-06 14:16|| 2015-07-06 14:16|| Front Page Top

#6 Do not tease Happy Color Mortar with your head.

When I was a mere child, the instructions were very clear.

Light, then get away.
Do not attempt to slide this explosive device under your cousins bathroom door.
Do not toss this device via an arc towards the dishwashing sink hoping for mr. Timely exposition
Under few circumstance tape to tailpipe
We are made to be fly not skitter along the road
Ghost crab much to fast for this device
Lite then get away, we mean it

Posted by Shipman 2015-07-06 19:20|| 2015-07-06 19:20|| Front Page Top

#7 Darwin Master Over Achiever of the Year.

Posted by Cheaderhead 2015-07-06 19:37|| 2015-07-06 19:37|| Front Page Top

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