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2005-08-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Chris W. 2005-08-11 01:06|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The stampede jumbled the communities, giving him no way to tell which birds belonged in which clan

I have that picture in my mind of ~~cowboys~~ ostrichboys pursuing ostrichs on horsebcak, lassoing them, holding them on the ground and marking them with a red-hot iron.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2005-08-11 07:01|| 2005-08-11 07:01|| Front Page Top

#2 Actually, it's the other red meat. Really. Not bad, either. I've been to the ranch. They have a petting zoo and lots of kiddie tourist-trap things. He'll do OK, though. It's commuting distance to Marana (though a tad far for Tucson), so I expect some developer will pick it up.

giving him no way to tell which birds belonged in which clan

Maybe put little kafiyas on them?

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-08-11 09:46|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-08-11 09:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Are you kidding? Women wearing ostrich features for show, we have exploited these criters.

How would you like your features to be worn for show?

Posted by Captain America 2005-08-11 10:39|| 2005-08-11 10:39|| Front Page Top

#4 How would you like your features to be worn for show?

No one would want My features.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-08-11 11:36|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-08-11 11:36|| Front Page Top

#5 good! ima hate goddam ostriches!

>:(

Posted by muck4doo 2005-08-11 13:42|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-08-11 13:42|| Front Page Top

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