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2018-08-21 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Woman walking dog killed when alligator attacks

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Posted by Fred 2018-08-21 00:44|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 'Heads up' wealthy east coast migrants. Sea Pines Plantation is NOT New York's Central Park. Save yourself and let the gator have the dog.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-08-21 01:26|| 2018-08-21 01:26|| Front Page Top

#2 Sorry about the woman getting eaten up and all of that.

There's "Spuds Makensie" and Whymeramer types of absolutely malicious dogs that need to be paraded about in this lagoon. Especially the Makensie's who destroy the grass.

Posted by Fairbanks 2018-08-21 05:28|| 2018-08-21 05:28|| Front Page Top

#3 The alligator is a dog freedom activist from PETA.

Posted by ed in texas 2018-08-21 07:11|| 2018-08-21 07:11|| Front Page Top

#4 I suspect the dog went nutzo over the 'gator and the 'gator went after the dog. The woman, assuming she is like my wife, got between the 'gator and the dog. Not a good place to be.

Posted by Glusoting Prince of the Trolls5765 2018-08-21 09:02|| 2018-08-21 09:02|| Front Page Top

#5 A man stands at the bar boasting that he has a dog that is the greatest fighter of all and will beat any dog in a fight and to prove this offers a prize of a $1,000 if his dog can be beaten.

An old man sitting near by says my Terrier will beat your dog no problem!

So the man immediately sets up a fight between the two dogs.

In the ring the two dogs are thrown in and the man's dog growls and starts to bite the other dog with its massive teeth for the terrier to flick itself around and snap the neck of the dog and then devour it whole!

True to his word the man counts out the grand and hands it over saying “just what type of Terrier is that?”

The old man puts the money in his pocket and replies “a long tailed short haired snub nose Terrier or Alligator for short.”

Posted by gorb 2018-08-21 12:26|| 2018-08-21 12:26|| Front Page Top

#6 My wife said"...I would have to let the leash go."
I replied "...tougher call for me- eaten by the alligator or explaining to you how I let your dog get eaten by an alligator."

Posted by Capsu78 2018-08-21 17:19|| 2018-08-21 17:19|| Front Page Top

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