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2005-08-26 China-Japan-Koreas
Chinese imperialism rears its ugly head
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Posted by Pheth Ebbomort2677 2005-08-26 01:49|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Whoa! That's a lotta schtuff...

I knew it! Jerkwater, USA is part of the Middle Kingdom - and must be repatriated. The Muzzies will be very angry to hear this, of course, since they believe it to be Ummah land.

It's Thursday night and the JV teams of More Science High and Islamonutz Jihadi High are scrimmaging. Tomorrow we have the varsity match. There's lively debate about whether we should use some of our "special" plays - to save wear 'n tear on our team.

And that matters, cuz next week we take on Golden Dragon High. They are well known for pulling nasty pranks on opponents, doping the Gatorade, bribing the band members to spell out obscene words, stealing playbooks, etc. We must maintain strict security on the campus - they're slickyboyz, awright.
Posted by .com 2005-08-26 09:31||   2005-08-26 09:31|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm sure those little bastards have designs on our slice of the global pie, but a war? Surely they have to know it wouldnt just be us they would be fighting, for the rest of the world would be next if the U.S. were to fall. The Brits, Australians, Japs, Jews and maybe even the S.Koreans, but I wouldnt hold my breath waiting for them. It would be a true world war III when russia threw in with china and N.Korea. Then the EU might get involved, NATO (Remember them?), Canada, and mexico wouldnt want chinese here either. The world economy would crash and there would be no trade, or money or stability to be found on the entire earth. But that wouldn't matter anyway because we would unload our entire nuclear payload onto china and any other aggressor anyway and that much fallout would probably kill us all anyway, there wouldnt be any uncontaminated surface water on the planet.
Posted by bigjim-ky 2005-08-26 10:19||   2005-08-26 10:19|| Front Page Top

#3 why would Russia throw in with China? Their resource-rich Siberian east would be next to fall
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2005-08-26 11:18||   2005-08-26 11:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Jon Titor anyone???
Posted by Yosemite Sam 2005-08-26 13:22||   2005-08-26 13:22|| Front Page Top

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