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2004-10-12 Home Front: Politix
Senator Von Munchausen, Long Version
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Posted by  2004-10-12 12:31|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Man, 4 of the 7 known whoppers!

1) The big deer
2) Christmas in Cambodia - 1968
3) Good luck CIA hat
4) Boston Marathon

Of course they missed

1) Delivering the breach baby in Vietnam
2) Rescuing the puppy from the BBQ in Vietnam
3) Being at the 1991 Iraq surrender signing

Anyone know of others?
Posted by BigEd 2004-10-12 3:07:51 PM||   2004-10-12 3:07:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Sure cures from embryonic stem cells.
Posted by Tom 2004-10-12 3:16:21 PM||   2004-10-12 3:16:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I predict if America elects this fool as its President, he will be so despised after four years that he ends up being the last Democrat elected to the office, EVER.

The people are gonna get real sick of this idiot, real fast.
Posted by Dave D. 2004-10-12 3:19:07 PM||   2004-10-12 3:19:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 "I once performed an emergency tracheotomy using only a pocketknife and a ball point pen!"
Posted by BH 2004-10-12 5:25:32 PM||   2004-10-12 5:25:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Anyone know of others?

I understand he's claimed he'll make a decent president.
Posted by Robert Crawford  2004-10-12 6:11:34 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/]  2004-10-12 6:11:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 You had a pocketknife? I had to use a broken beer bottle in me tracheotomy demonstration.
Posted by Shipman 2004-10-12 6:34:30 PM||   2004-10-12 6:34:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 In Unfit for Command the then Jr Lt suggested to his superiors that psyops be used in the delta. His fellow officers thought this was not a wise move since broadcasting on a loud speaker would bring the Cong like flys to shit. It did. The Swift boats lost whatever stealth they had and were subsequently fired on. Another brainstorm from Hanoi John.
Posted by Bill Nelson 2004-10-12 7:53:41 PM||   2004-10-12 7:53:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 I got laid in the fourth grade.
Posted by Deacon Blues  2004-10-12 8:25:22 PM||   2004-10-12 8:25:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 DB - O/T - Sigh. It was the seventh for me. Three years wasted on sports, religion, TV, and running numbers for the local "mafia" to make money. Damn! Of course, once they thought I was "man enough", they took me along to see Candy Barr one night in Dallas, so...
Posted by .com 2004-10-12 9:12:23 PM||   2004-10-12 9:12:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Heck yeah, I mentioned this in another post. I was camping this weekend and was reading the latest F&S I picked up at one of the truck stops on the way. I read that little ditty about the 16 point buck on the cape and almost fell into the fire lmao. My wife asked what the hell was a matter w/me, I told her it was another JFK "fish story" - she just shook her head when I gave her the low-down.
Posted by Jarhead 2004-10-12 10:31:06 PM||   2004-10-12 10:31:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 fine ,Deacon - finish the sentence - "I got laid in the fourth grade ...and I was only 17!"

;-)
Posted by Frank G  2004-10-12 11:02:12 PM||   2004-10-12 11:02:12 PM|| Front Page Top

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