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2005-11-23 Home Front: Culture Wars

Giants Stadium sucking up to all those Muzzy Football Fans

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Posted by .com 2005-11-23 15:22|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "...he agreed to designate areas to pray at the football stadium and the nearby Continental Airlines Arena."

Is there an area I can sacrafice chickens at half-time?

GO G-Men!

Posted by VoodooDude 2005-11-23 15:44|| 2005-11-23 15:44|| Front Page Top

#2 Chickens? I like 'em sacrificed with a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.

But this calls for installing a BBQ pit next to the "space" set aside - and giving away free pork tenderloins, briquettes, utensils, and a choice of sauces. Wanna play these political games, assholes? - Fine you gutless cowards, be Fair and Balanced.

Next they'll want access to the stadium PA system for the call to prayer.

Posted by .com 2005-11-23 15:55|| 2005-11-23 15:55|| Front Page Top

#3 Methinks there will be shower of pork rinds from the upper tiers.

Posted by ed 2005-11-23 16:02|| 2005-11-23 16:02|| Front Page Top

#4 Comon - game played with a PIGSKIN! Can't imagine a muzzy wanting to be near the unclean spectacle - except maybe as a vendor...

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2005-11-23 16:28|| 2005-11-23 16:28|| Front Page Top

#5 Well, we'll just have to see if they claim the air vents where they got caught before are 'closer to Mecca' or something.

Camden Yards was the first ballpark in MLB to have a kosher hot dog stand and the 'fans of faith' are encouraged to congregate in a room behind the stand near the end of the fifth inning for prayers. When the Yankees are in town, there's always a big contingent from Brooklyn with the prayer shawl fringes peeking out from under their Yankees jackets.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-11-23 16:42|| 2005-11-23 16:42|| Front Page Top

#6 One step closer to Terpsboy. Man, that's a scary thought, lol...

Posted by .com 2005-11-23 16:45|| 2005-11-23 16:45|| Front Page Top

#7 heehee...the O's would have to change their seventh inning stretch song to "Thank Allah I'm a Country Boy."

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-11-23 16:48|| 2005-11-23 16:48|| Front Page Top

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