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Bill Clinton: Next U.N. chief?
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Posted by tu3031 2003-02-20 01:14 pm|| || Front Page|| [8 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Obviously, the real attraction here is the much larger, universal pool of potential interns to select from. "All sizes, all colors, and every accent you can think of!"
Posted by Dar Steckelberg  2003-02-20 14:15:58||   2003-02-20 14:15:58|| Front Page Top

#2 Looks like the anti-Christ is ready to assume his throne.
Posted by Anonymous 2003-02-20 14:38:25||   2003-02-20 14:38:25|| Front Page Top

#3 I remember a while back The Onion ran a story titled: Clinton Declares Self President-for-Life.
Apparently, he did.
Posted by Spot  2003-02-20 14:39:46||   2003-02-20 14:39:46|| Front Page Top

#4 The 'Boy who would be King' decided that POTUS wasn't enough?
Posted by Dishman  2003-02-20 14:48:01||   2003-02-20 14:48:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Despite the endless comedic potential of this development, it is in the end a truly frightening prospect.
Posted by Rex Mundi 2003-02-20 15:34:37||   2003-02-20 15:34:37|| Front Page Top

#6 Perhaps his Clintonness simply is doing what he can to help dissolve the un.

dorf
Posted by Anonymous 2003-02-20 16:05:13||   2003-02-20 16:05:13|| Front Page Top

#7 Well, now W has another reason to turn the UN into the United League of Nations. He destroyed the party, and he can now drive a stake thru the UN and hopefully his wife's campaign.

Again, very, very slick, der slickmeister. He can bury his dirty dealings in committee.
Posted by Anonymous 2003-02-20 16:05:49||   2003-02-20 16:05:49|| Front Page Top

#8 This actually wouldn't surprise me. The First Sociopath's got the ego for it; the boy's always wanted to be king of the world. Plus, there's all the perks. He'd get treated like a head of state again, there'd be interns from every nation under heaven, he'd have no electorate to pander to, there wouldn't be any religious leaders hanging around lecturing him about things and he wouldn't have one of those pesky constitution deals to uphold so he'd be impossible to impeach.

Actually, this would be a pretty good fit for Turtle Bay. They know the Perjurer-in-Chief's still got a following in this country and can raise a buck or two. I guess they figure that Kyoto might even get ratified if the old fraud campaigns around the country for it. Plus, Bill can get just about any Hollywood airhead actor around on board for whatever UN idiocy is next. And it might be a way to get a lot of Americans on the UN's side because our Bill's running them so how can they be anti-American?

If it weren't so scary, it might be fun
Posted by Christopher Johnson  2003-02-20 17:23:19|| [mcj.blogspot.com/]  2003-02-20 17:23:19|| Front Page Top

#9 And Jessie Hi-Jackson will get a job with Willie, for sure!
Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-02-20 18:27:18||   2003-02-20 18:27:18|| Front Page Top

#10 "All sizes, all colors, and every accent you can think of!"

Dar, they need to speak when they're "working" with His Clintonness???
Posted by Ptah  2003-02-20 18:34:28||   2003-02-20 18:34:28|| Front Page Top

#11 As a Pittsburgh resident, I feel compelled to rain on your parade a bit and point out that the Tribune-Review is quite possibly the worst source in the world when it comes to news about Slick Willie. The paper is owned by the Mellon-Scaife family (i.e. the same people who bankrolled Ken Starr), and has been known to print anything and everything it can find that's even remotely derogatory about the guy, regardless of its veractiy.

Whatever you may think of Clinton, it's probably not a good idea to trust a paper that claimed not once, not twice, but THREE times that he didn't just get it on with Monica, but actually physically raped the girl in the Oval Office.

It is a pretty funny story, though.
Posted by Anonymous 2003-02-20 19:03:57||   2003-02-20 19:03:57|| Front Page Top

#12 Why doesn't Bush embarass Carter by suggesting publicly that Carter go back to N. Korea to stall smooth over ruffled feathers? Bush would be able to silence some of the critics who are panicking and saying Bush should DO SOMETHING!. Carter would be embarrassed by having to confront the crisis and calling on Bush for concessions would reveal his position, past & present, to be asinine. Carter would be canny enough to refuse, which would likely have the same effect. It would also send a message to Clinton to think twice about meddling in vital security policies.

Or perhaps we should send Carter back to Venezuela, now that Chavez is cranking up the oppression.
Posted by Anonymous 2003-02-20 19:40:08||   2003-02-20 19:40:08|| Front Page Top

#13 an excellent excuse to score with brazilian interns!
Posted by flash91 2003-02-20 22:59:38||   2003-02-20 22:59:38|| Front Page Top

#14 "All sizes, all colors, and every accent you can think of!" Dar, they need to speak when they're "working" with His Clintonness???
Kinda hard to speak with 6-8"of tube steak in trhe mouth,
Posted by raptor  2003-02-21 07:19:53||   2003-02-21 07:19:53|| Front Page Top

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