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2003-07-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Police: Teen Shot Self In Groin During Home Invasion

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-07-21 16:57|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Sounds like he might be up for a Darwin for that one. Depends on exactly what damage was done, of course.

Posted by Dishman 2003-7-21 5:01:34 PM|| 2003-7-21 5:01:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Good. Hopefully he won't be able to breed and pass his ignorant genes onto the next generation.

Posted by Dar 2003-7-21 5:32:34 PM|| 2003-7-21 5:32:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 In his case that sounds like it could be a brain injury

Posted by Frank G 2003-7-21 6:51:51 PM|| 2003-7-21 6:51:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I cut off a finger back when I was a kid - and we put it in ice and approx 1.5 hrs later they sewed it back on. But about 1/2 inch "died". Kind of a stumpy-looking thing, now.

Picture this - then think about Mr Asshat in the story.

So, uh, is this guy looking at a Bobbit-style transplant, or what? Mebbe he'll become famous and make a porno! (snicker)

Posted by PD 2003-7-21 9:27:13 PM|| 2003-7-21 9:27:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I take it he wasn't the "mastermind"? Or was he?

Posted by tu3031 2003-7-21 10:36:33 PM|| 2003-7-21 10:36:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Police say Rodriguez's injuries don't appear to be life-threatening.

Easy for them to say! Seventeen year old with a shortened doinker is going to think it the end of the world.

But think what a story he'll have to tell his cellmates in the prison! Especially "Bubba".

Posted by Steve White 2003-7-21 11:38:22 PM|| 2003-7-21 11:38:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 The dumb-ass got what he deserves.

Posted by raptor 2003-7-22 7:48:12 AM|| 2003-7-22 7:48:12 AM|| Front Page Top

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